amidothers
01-28-2005, 12:35 AM
PLEASE TELL ME SOMEBODY KNOWS THIS GUY, OR BETTER YET HES GONNA READ THIS!
So its 10:30 and I just got off a 14hr day of work. Just following my business partner back to our neck of the woods and on the I-25 S. ramp onto I-70 west here pops up some multi colored head lamps in my rearview.
Once on I-70 some little Pandy Fackler, his friends, and a really obnoxious blow off valve in a Blue WRX pull up next to me in the fast lane.
Now for a little clarity, I am in the middle lane doing 70 or so, running snowtires on the front of my 12 year old Prelude (non-vtec 4WS I might add) that I have abused for the last 8 years. She has a blown steering rack, and has a nasty black primer patch on the driver side rear quarter panel from hail damage 7 years ago.
So what do the little Facklers in the Skubaru do? They box me in behind my buddies Black Tundra and start popping the blow off valve over and over and over again. So, though very exhausted, I put on my game face drop 2 gears and prepare to slot up for the action. But alas the guys in the Skubby prove to be a bunch of first class idiots.
They CONTINUE to box me and pop that stupid 90's loud ass blow off valve as if its supposed to get some reaction other than irritation out of me. Meanwhile they wont do dick with the exception of staring and giggling like a bunch of 14 year old girls at a slumber party. At this point I am sick of the BS, who the hell do you think you are pulling a stunt like that without being prepared to face reality. Wow, neat your brand new shiny Lance Armstrong endorsed, lame Boulderite ex-hippy goody too-shoes all wheel drive Colorado outdoorsey car is prettier and newer and more popular than the old beat up Honda! Congrats! I am not impressed, sure its neat that your parents who bought and maintain the car gave it to you, but if you think that makes you some type of driver.... well you know what happened. Oh and by the way maybe you think that stupid blow off makes your car sound cool and ooooooohhhhhhhh sssssoooooooo fast well.... it DONT!
So, I digress, still boxed in I get upset, and begin to usher them on, ok lame-o's lets get it on, they still dont get it, so I have to continually wave my arm to get them to launch, but they are so dumb they probably dont understand or better yet think that I am waving the flag of surrender, oh no.... but we cant really play if I dont have a lane and you wont get the HELL out of my way.
Finally with some more arm waving and some yelling Pandy hits it and its nothing more than a BURST OF SLOW, I jump em hard and am on the Sub's little blue bumper before the Fackler hits the next gear but low and behold he doesnt know what he's doing and is quickly running out room in the fast and middle lanes...
I jump one lane (to the middle ) and am by him before he even thinks about his lane ending, then onto the slow lane into a big sweeper and I am free of traffic.
Where is my little Pandy Fackler you the engaged reader ask? He's still trying to figure out how to get around traffic to continue our festivites. At this point I am on the e-brake haulin the lude down to give a fair chance to my competitor. Slowing, slowing, slowing, slowing, his car is turbo WITH A NEAT SOUNDING BLOW OFF VAVLE, mine is not, 12 years old, and has a STOCK NON-VTEC motor, slowing, slowing, slowing.....
Then the little cowards sneak off on the next exit and I am doing 45 in the middle lane all by my lonesome.
So, that's it folks, I am quite irritated at the moment if you couldn't tell. Tired and in no mood to deal with some simpletons when they finally let me vent a bit they realize they cant drive and their car is SLOW.
I would like to give the little buggers a second chance, one cuz I KNOW by the mocking looks on their pleabish faces that they underestimated me, and two, I want them to have no excuses so the nest round is at the track, you know the kind that has corners...
Sorry for the rant, but I had to, I was feeling a bit pent up over not being able to finish what the boys in the Skubaru started.
So its 10:30 and I just got off a 14hr day of work. Just following my business partner back to our neck of the woods and on the I-25 S. ramp onto I-70 west here pops up some multi colored head lamps in my rearview.
Once on I-70 some little Pandy Fackler, his friends, and a really obnoxious blow off valve in a Blue WRX pull up next to me in the fast lane.
Now for a little clarity, I am in the middle lane doing 70 or so, running snowtires on the front of my 12 year old Prelude (non-vtec 4WS I might add) that I have abused for the last 8 years. She has a blown steering rack, and has a nasty black primer patch on the driver side rear quarter panel from hail damage 7 years ago.
So what do the little Facklers in the Skubaru do? They box me in behind my buddies Black Tundra and start popping the blow off valve over and over and over again. So, though very exhausted, I put on my game face drop 2 gears and prepare to slot up for the action. But alas the guys in the Skubby prove to be a bunch of first class idiots.
They CONTINUE to box me and pop that stupid 90's loud ass blow off valve as if its supposed to get some reaction other than irritation out of me. Meanwhile they wont do dick with the exception of staring and giggling like a bunch of 14 year old girls at a slumber party. At this point I am sick of the BS, who the hell do you think you are pulling a stunt like that without being prepared to face reality. Wow, neat your brand new shiny Lance Armstrong endorsed, lame Boulderite ex-hippy goody too-shoes all wheel drive Colorado outdoorsey car is prettier and newer and more popular than the old beat up Honda! Congrats! I am not impressed, sure its neat that your parents who bought and maintain the car gave it to you, but if you think that makes you some type of driver.... well you know what happened. Oh and by the way maybe you think that stupid blow off makes your car sound cool and ooooooohhhhhhhh sssssoooooooo fast well.... it DONT!
So, I digress, still boxed in I get upset, and begin to usher them on, ok lame-o's lets get it on, they still dont get it, so I have to continually wave my arm to get them to launch, but they are so dumb they probably dont understand or better yet think that I am waving the flag of surrender, oh no.... but we cant really play if I dont have a lane and you wont get the HELL out of my way.
Finally with some more arm waving and some yelling Pandy hits it and its nothing more than a BURST OF SLOW, I jump em hard and am on the Sub's little blue bumper before the Fackler hits the next gear but low and behold he doesnt know what he's doing and is quickly running out room in the fast and middle lanes...
I jump one lane (to the middle ) and am by him before he even thinks about his lane ending, then onto the slow lane into a big sweeper and I am free of traffic.
Where is my little Pandy Fackler you the engaged reader ask? He's still trying to figure out how to get around traffic to continue our festivites. At this point I am on the e-brake haulin the lude down to give a fair chance to my competitor. Slowing, slowing, slowing, slowing, his car is turbo WITH A NEAT SOUNDING BLOW OFF VAVLE, mine is not, 12 years old, and has a STOCK NON-VTEC motor, slowing, slowing, slowing.....
Then the little cowards sneak off on the next exit and I am doing 45 in the middle lane all by my lonesome.
So, that's it folks, I am quite irritated at the moment if you couldn't tell. Tired and in no mood to deal with some simpletons when they finally let me vent a bit they realize they cant drive and their car is SLOW.
I would like to give the little buggers a second chance, one cuz I KNOW by the mocking looks on their pleabish faces that they underestimated me, and two, I want them to have no excuses so the nest round is at the track, you know the kind that has corners...
Sorry for the rant, but I had to, I was feeling a bit pent up over not being able to finish what the boys in the Skubaru started.