Just your typical week at HAI

[Skaterkid]

Leo and commie will be used in the same sentence approximately 6 times

"Harold and Maud" will have a new adventure involving the cops, high speed, and possibly a cameo on "Worlds Wildest Police Chases"

Ryanman's boat that might exist will be mention twice

Ryanman will buy another car

Ryanman will offend approximately 70 people, causing them never to post here again

Hung and Weston will bitch at eachother in 6 threads

Ashton will have 2 new tickets, a new car, and still have license mysteriously

Roger will have bought six new kickass parts, and build a new forced induction system, and then tell us a great story from his younger days

John will have found another scary pic of a guy with a mullet or in pink biker shorts

Chris will insult Stu six times, and post up 1 thread about some random childrens TV show character, and say he kicks ass/is lazy 4 times

Stu will have one post relevant to the subject matter, and 7000 that are random

Brian will have found a new way his car is going to break, and then ask how to fix something ridiculously simple

Myshtern will be made fun of 148490392308930 times for posting up a redneck car maintence tip or telling us to drop the clutch in mid-corner for an AWD car

650 ricers will be made fun of

There will be 2852 off-topic threads of random stuff and 3 in another section that someone learns something

Of the 600 posts in the tech section, 10 will be on topic, the rest are flames and people trying to be funny

B20Civic will type 12 words in 10 posts, and have a bigger semi in his sig

MirageZ31 will have used the rofl smiley in 70% of his posts

There will be 8 instances in which an embarassing pic of David will be posted

David will say "OMG", "roxors", and "y0" 85 times, and bake one plate of cookies for two people locked in a flame war

Ryanman will refer to Honda Ghandi and Dustin as a "hooker" six times, and use "asspirate" another 4

[InRox01]

Lmmfao.

[stu]

I've noticed that as soon as I started using the New Posts button, I just assume that everything is in off topic. Ooops.

[MirageZ31]

You know what? I've been good about not posting just rofl smilies. After the award of "Post Whore" I think twice before I post.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

genius! simply... genius! :rofl: :rofl:

[STIBungy]

Harold and I were wondering how long it took Robbie to come up with this. Very witty.

[oldskoolracer]

nice.

[JL LGT]

HaHa! :rofl:

[ryanman]

LMAO!!!!!

[LeonZ]

OMG! This thread roxors tEh big one!

Rox01 starts a thread name 'So...' and 'The..' or 'When'

[Skaterkid]

Harold and I were wondering how long it took Robbie to come up with this. Very witty.
10 min tops. You all make it so easy.

[Mark_H]

I'm sitting at my desk here at work laughing my ass off...
Mark

[David]

:D thats pretty funny

[chris_venturini]

What the fuck? Stu doesnt even post one thing that is relevant, Everything he says is on par with a retarded donkey.

[wild.irish]

Robbie ignores me :cry:
although that means i'm unique and unpredictable! i don't follow a pattern! you can't say what i usually will post in a week on HAI ;) hehe :king:

[ryanman]

What the fuck? Stu doesnt even post one thing that is relevant, Everything he says is on par with a retarded donkey.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[HondasTrail]

This thread needs its name changed from " Just your typical week at HAI" to " Just your typical winter week at HAI"

[Weston]

It wasn't any better during the summer.

[B20civic]

B20Civic will type 12 words in 10 posts, and have a bigger semi in his sig



:rofl:

[Skaterkid]

A few new ones:

Doctorstupid will remind us that he still is working on that VR4 of his by posting up a lengthy parts list. Estimated date of completion and its inagural run down Bandimere: Sept 2010

1 person will threaten Ryanman with bodily harm in public view of all

Everyone's IQ will drop by 2 points, just from reading the new posts

David's raccoon exploits will once again be revived by Weston

chris_venturini's sig will have another random .gif file added to it. 3 new users will suffer from epileptic episodes as a result

The infamous eel vid shall rise again like the pheonix to gross out unknowing users

Hung will post another link to a digusting porn vid, or a disgusting violence vid

Someone will post in newt2's infamous 89GT thread after reading the first post either claiming that muscle cars are god, or muscle car owners suck. Which version is true, has yet to be decided

Either Brian or Alex will claim that at this week at Wings, they will get up the balls to ask out the hot jail bait who's always there. Debate will reign, neither will do as they promise and will be banned for a week.

Austin will tell someone they are slow. Then post a pic showing off the size of his turbo, or of his bike inviting a race

85% of Dima's posts will be praising or have to do with an Accord ;)

[doctorstupid]

Myshtern will be made fun of 148490392308930 times for posting up a redneck car maintence tip or telling us to drop the clutch in mid-corner for an AWD car
:rofl:

But you forgot to mention that my car still won't be running ;)


EDIT: should have read page 2 before posting :rofl:

[David]

I agree to nothing~!

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[doctorstupid]

What the gay is that shit?

[LeonZ]

It says 'What an exciting thread'

[doctorstupid]

When it's posted 10 times does that mean David's a moron?

[ryanman]

I think so.

[David]

dont bad mouth my Pirate...he got us through some tough times

[Weston]

...
David's raccoon exploits will once again be revived by Weston


The raccoon incident was the funniest tragedy of all time!

[slowPOScavalier]

OMG that is great. LMFAO :rofl: :spit:

[wild.irish]

:rofl: we should have such thread every now and then! very good!

[STIBungy]

David's buttpirate. 10 times probably means...well, use your imagination.

What the gay is that shit?

[Skaterkid]

M@ will diss 6 chops. He will then post one and say "look at the details"

Roger will now only build 1 new forced induction system a month

John is back........that means the mullet is back

Brian will have taken 45 new photos of his car

Ryanman will ask Brian 35 times why he can't take a normal picture of his car/ask if Brian is a porn photographer

Chris's sig gets exponentially larger and tells a more detailed story

Dave has gone from threatening punches in the ovaries to growing two; how I don't know

Stu, Chris, Dave or Brandon will have a new drunken exploit

There will be 25 chops incinuating some gay relationship between two HAI chatters. Hilarity will ensue

M@ will cry for Ryan to post pics of ________ or "the barn" 10 times

Tonnere will post 65 times. Magically each post becomes more incomprehensible or laughably ridiculous. Everyone who reads them will feel better about their car knowledge

There will be one photo post of Dave, Chris or Stu peeing on something/someone

The raccoon has now reached deity status

The "O RLY" owl and its spinoffs now rival "OWNED!" as the most popular pics on this site

There will be one post in the tech section that is actual tech. Thanks Roger

David's car will continue to degenerate: remember it was once a Civicwith a turbo now its a Del Sol, rumor has it it will morph into a 77 Civic rustbox

01ITR will have bought and sold 4 cars, one of which is a failed project.

[Nightfall]

Holy shit :rofl:

[M@]

Hhahahahahha I love that I'm at the top. +1

[InRox01]

where was I when this got revived in january?

wow! and i don't mean world of warcraft.

[ryanman]

I nominate this for one of the best threads evar!!

[Conrad]

Dave has gone from threatening punches in the ovaries to growing two; how I don't know

:rofl:

[Skaterkid]

where was I when this got revived in january?

wow! and i don't mean world of warcraft.
I brought this back last night. No one had replied since last Jan when I first made it.

[stu]

The O'RLY owl died. :(

[M@]

The O'RLY owl died. :(
O rly?

[smithz]

:rofl:

Classic Robbie...