Mtn. Dew kills you

[Maverick]

http://www.linkydinky.com/dewkiller.shtml

[David]

heh, I think im going to start giving children mass amounts of Mountain Dew...for scientific data ;)

[Weston]

Even a lightweight person couldn't possibly drink enough in a short enough time for it to kill them.

[David]

dont forget that brian did get drunk off of one of them...

[Weston]

It will rot your teeth much more than it'll kill you.

[djet820]

lol that's al ot of mountain dew...that's basically drowning yourself.

[LeonZ]

dont forget that brian did get drunk off of one of them...

:werd:

I heard mountain dew decreases the sperm count. Is that true? I haven't noticed.

[Ashton]

:werd:

I heard mountain dew decreases the sperm count. Is that true? I haven't noticed.
eh if it does ide be willing to drink it hah... the last thing i need is a mini ashton running around....

[David]

all the dumb ass kids who wish they were smart say that the yellow 7 kills sperm...I dont know what to think

[djet820]

all the dumb ass kids who wish they were smart say that the yellow 7 kills sperm...I dont know what to think

Yellow 5 dumbass

[Mark_H]

I'm enjoying an ice cold Dew as we speak.
Mark

[djet820]

I'm enjoying an ice cold Dew as we speak.
Mark

As am I

oooo caffeine + 1 hour of sleep = interesting.

[wild.irish]

they just don't know how to cook it

[Weston]

all the dumb ass kids who wish they were smart say that the yellow 7 kills sperm...I dont know what to think

I seriously doubt that it's true, but wish that it were... The last thing we need is teenagers reproducing.

[David]

http://www.snopes.com/toxins/yellow.htm

[myshtern]

I talked to a science teacher about that mountain dew myth.
He told me it was true, but for it to noticably decrease your sperm count, you would have to drink like a gallon a day for a month.