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Kwando
11-21-2004, 03:34 PM
FUCK!!!



:smashfrea





Today while tuning my paintball gun i shot myself at point blank range. I was tuning it to shoot at 300fps and i went inside to adjust something. But i was distracted by my dog. I removed the hopper, turned off the air and went to fire the gun to release the air in the lines. So i cupped my hand over the barrel.... BAM! Well i had forgot that i had a paintball in the chamber still. My hand went numb instantly! A sharp paint went up my arm into my shoulder. I looked down and paint was everywhere. I immediately grabbed a towel to wipe it off. Ran my hand under ice cold water and put ice on it. How it did not break skin, i don't know. It still feels funny now. I have no strength in my hand.

I was ;OwnEd; my a paintball!

RiceNmotioN
11-21-2004, 03:41 PM
lol....picture should be nice later...

Weston
11-21-2004, 03:48 PM
Ahahahahahahahahahahahhaha. :rofl:

-=[Juztin]=-
11-21-2004, 04:25 PM
nice sniper skills ninja K :cool:

Ashton
11-21-2004, 04:36 PM
FUCK!!!



:smashfrea





Today while tuning my paintball gun i shot myself at point blank range. I was tuning it to shoot at 300fps and i went inside to adjust something. But i was distracted by my dog. I removed the hopper, turned off the air and went to fire the gun to release the air in the lines. So i cupped my hand over the barrel.... BAM! Well i had forgot that i had a paintball in the chamber still. My hand went numb instantly! A sharp paint went up my arm into my shoulder. I looked down and paint was everywhere. I immediately grabbed a towel to wipe it off. Ran my hand under ice cold water and put ice on it. How it did not break skin, i don't know. It still feels funny now. I have no strength in my hand.

I was ;OwnEd; my a paintball!
hah that sucks! at least you didnt get shot at 411 FPS by some fag with a tippman... from a couple feet away. cough *brian*cough

and yes 411 fps leaves scars =)

taikahn
11-21-2004, 04:37 PM
rotfl... hilarious.

Pang
11-21-2004, 05:18 PM
OWN3D!

David
11-21-2004, 05:34 PM
i've done that before with a glove on, that was one of the more painfull things i've ever done

I could only imagine how bad it hurt bare handed :eek:

MirageZ31
11-21-2004, 10:22 PM
;NutKick; You got owned. Hope your arm gets better

chibianh
11-21-2004, 10:43 PM
i hope your hand and your arm is okay..

BluByU
11-21-2004, 11:29 PM
You should stick to something safer, like knitting.

HONDA GHANDI
11-22-2004, 12:35 AM
He would probably accidentally impail himself somehow. I think Id rather go to the emergency room hurting myself doing something cool than doing somthing gay, like knitting.

stu
11-22-2004, 12:49 AM
Like that time you pulled your groin dusting?

MKIII-Shoopra
11-22-2004, 12:53 AM
hah that sucks! at least you didnt get shot at 411 FPS by some fag with a tippman... from a couple feet away. cough *brian*cough

and yes 411 fps leaves scars =)
eh not 411 fps.... 350fps ;-) and it was at least 15 ft away...

Skaterkid
11-22-2004, 02:23 AM
Try getting shot in the throat from 8 ft away.

stu
11-22-2004, 02:25 AM
My roommate made a video of their friend getting hit in the throat with a potato launcher from like 20 feet away. It lifted the kid off the ground. Beat that!

Bedlam
11-22-2004, 09:58 AM
My roommate made a video of their friend getting hit in the throat with a potato launcher from like 20 feet away. It lifted the kid off the ground. Beat that!

If it would have been my launcher..he wouldnt have got up..ever. :p

-Bedlam

stu
11-22-2004, 10:19 AM
He was apparently fully protected by various hockey and football gear, and the only place he wasn't covered well (his throat) was where the potato hit him. I guess he was coughing up blood and stuff. lol

Skaterkid
11-22-2004, 01:52 PM
Yeah, I had trouble breathing for 10 min, and a nice welt for almost a year.

djet820
11-22-2004, 02:09 PM
Yeah, I had trouble breathing for 10 min, and a nice welt for almost a year.

And a huuuuge bruise, I remember getting shot in the throat :(.

And damn kwando!

Ashton
11-22-2004, 02:22 PM
eh not 411 fps.... 350fps ;-) and it was at least 15 ft away...
BULL SHIT you made the chrono beep. and the chrono scream! and the chrono only screams if its over 400 otherwise it beeps if its over 250 the recomended playing speed.

MKIII-Shoopra
11-22-2004, 04:41 PM
BULL SHIT you made the chrono beep. and the chrono scream! and the chrono only screams if its over 400 otherwise it beeps if its over 250 the recomended playing speed.
The chrono screams at 250+ nub... Getting a gun to shoot at 400+ fps is VERY hard and im sure as hell my tippmann couldnt do it.. btw... my shots PEAKED at 350... I shot 5 balls and they all were at diffrent speeds.. one was as low at 230...
i'd say on average they shot around 300...

Ashton
11-22-2004, 05:08 PM
The chrono screams at 250+ nub... Getting a gun to shoot at 400+ fps is VERY hard and im sure as hell my tippmann couldnt do it.. btw... my shots PEAKED at 350... I shot 5 balls and they all were at diffrent speeds.. one was as low at 230...
i'd say on average they shot around 300...
you're way mis informed. you tippmann is erratic. considering you have only used that chrono ONCE i think i would know what it screams and beeps at considering i played at that place for 2 months straight? you're way off but think what you will, go and call them.

Xtreme Racer
11-22-2004, 05:19 PM
Bah..I was hiding behind a barrier once...another kid was behind it on the other side..didn't know...so i came around and had barrel in my neck with 3 rounds coming out of it. Needless to say.....I wasn't happy

David
11-22-2004, 05:44 PM
somebody remind me to not play paintball in longmont

MKIII-Shoopra
11-22-2004, 05:50 PM
you're way mis informed. you tippmann is erratic. considering you have only used that chrono ONCE i think i would know what it screams and beeps at considering i played at that place for 2 months straight? you're way off but think what you will, go and call them.
Watever.... I didn't know that it could scream... Beeping is the only thing it can do... I never shot over 400... You didnt watch me chrono... You dont know... so stfu...
The chrono cant scream... it can beep at anything over the set limit... they have it set at 260 (i belive might be a little higher) there is no two stage warning... and I would love to see you get my tippmann to shoot higher then 400 fps.. last time I turned it up all the way at Paint Ball Adventures (just bought gun didnt know which way was down or up) I only managed to shoot at highest 392... That was before the barrel so I dought my gun will shoot over 385 now..

The only reason my gun was set higher then the limit is because my tank warmed up and the pressure increased.... quit your bitching ashton, its just a paintball... its old news... get on with life...

311 fps is enough to break the skin from the range we were at... so dont even try to tell me that I was shooting 411fps... you wouldn't have had any skin left in the area I shot you. Maybe you should wear more then a short sleeve shirt next time we go??

Ashton
11-22-2004, 07:12 PM
Watever.... I didn't know that it could scream... Beeping is the only thing it can do... I never shot over 400... You didnt watch me chrono... You dont know... so stfu...
The chrono cant scream... it can beep at anything over the set limit... they have it set at 260 (i belive might be a little higher) there is no two stage warning... and I would love to see you get my tippmann to shoot higher then 400 fps.. last time I turned it up all the way at Paint Ball Adventures (just bought gun didnt know which way was down or up) I only managed to shoot at highest 392... That was before the barrel so I dought my gun will shoot over 385 now..

The only reason my gun was set higher then the limit is because my tank warmed up and the pressure increased.... quit your bitching ashton, its just a paintball... its old news... get on with life...

311 fps is enough to break the skin from the range we were at... so dont even try to tell me that I was shooting 411fps... you wouldn't have had any skin left in the area I shot you. Maybe you should wear more then a short sleeve shirt next time we go??
Right... you NEVER chrono'd the only reason you did chrono is because the other kid and myself MADE you chrono after you made his leg bleed through his pants you tard. Also you didnt even know about the pressure incrases for the tank until I told you thats why you were shooting hot. "if you chrono when the tank is cold its not accurate, you have to chrono when the tank warms up" (quote from me) stop trying to come off as intelligent when you cant even spell doubt correctly.

MKIII-Shoopra
11-22-2004, 07:29 PM
Right... you NEVER chrono'd the only reason you did chrono is because the other kid and myself MADE you chrono after you made his leg bleed through his pants you tard. Also you didnt even know about the pressure incrases for the tank until I told you thats why you were shooting hot. "if you chrono when the tank is cold its not accurate, you have to chrono when the tank warms up" (quote from me) stop trying to come off as intelligent when you cant even spell doubt correctly.
I did chrono when I walked in and no the reason I chrono'ed was because I was curious how fast I was shooting... The guy never bled thru his pants your thinkin of someone else.. I never shot anyone in the leg. I chronoed several times... Once at the begining and once the round thereafter... I was still shooting around 250 on the round after the first one.. I assumed I was ok but the feet per second did increase pretty significantly but nowhere near 411 fps... I never hit anyone in the leg... if I did it sure as hell wasn't bleeding... I chronoed everytime I got shot... I kept turning my velocity screw down and down everytime I came in... Now.. I have an idea... why don't we try to get my tippmann to shoot 400fps.... I guarantee you will fail significantly.

BTW.... If I remember correctly you HAVE to chrono to get onto the field for the first round... I know he made me chrono.

Kwando
11-22-2004, 08:39 PM
those field chrono's beep anytime you are over 300. it doens't matter if you are 301 or 400 you are still shooting too hot.

offroad_sport
11-24-2004, 01:16 PM
damn, that sucks. looks like you should have some supervision.

Kwando
11-24-2004, 05:52 PM
damn, that sucks. looks like you should have some supervision.


:fu: supervision my ass son

offroad_sport
11-25-2004, 04:08 PM
im just kidding, dont take it so personally, we all do stuff like that. i've actually never paintballed before, i know, ridiculous right. but i bet it hurt like hell.

Kwando
11-25-2004, 06:03 PM
:rofl: you thought i was mad...

offroad_sport
11-26-2004, 02:00 PM
lol, yeah

V8SpankR
11-27-2004, 09:59 AM
So,how's the hand??

Kwando
11-27-2004, 11:43 AM
its ok now. still kinda hurts when i go to crack the knuckles...

MKIII-Shoopra
11-27-2004, 02:17 PM
I was playing and this kid was behind a bunker so I was spraying a couple shots above the bunker to scare him and he came out the side and I shot him in the mask... Not seeing that he had been shot I see something come out of the bunker so I shoot 1 ball and it nails him right in the hand... then he charged me in a pissed off rage because I had already shot him... so I shot him a couple more times (10 balls) to be exact.. and 3 of them hit the hand... talked with him after the game... when he apoligized and his hand was bleeding in 4 different spots...

David
11-27-2004, 02:20 PM
wow...you really need to start chronoing your gun and learning to listen for "hit"

MKIII-Shoopra
11-27-2004, 03:01 PM
wow...you really need to start chronoing your gun and learning to listen for "hit"
It was chronoed... At 270 fps.. ive been hit in the hand... it breaks the skin

David
11-27-2004, 03:13 PM
no it doesn't...its either you need to drink more milk or turn your gun down because you are leaving scares and making kids bleed

Kwando
11-27-2004, 03:24 PM
I was playing and this kid was behind a bunker so I was spraying a couple shots above the bunker to scare him and he came out the side and I shot him in the mask... Not seeing that he had been shot I see something come out of the bunker so I shoot 1 ball and it nails him right in the hand... then he charged me in a pissed off rage because I had already shot him... so I shot him a couple more times (10 balls) to be exact.. and 3 of them hit the hand... talked with him after the game... when he apoligized and his hand was bleeding in 4 different spots...


whats up with that! I invite you everytime i play and you don't bother to invite me? I see how it is... i don't think you even went... you are prob lying.

Ashton
11-27-2004, 03:41 PM
Brian i have never even seen you play... and when i did see you play your skills were lacking and sloppy. Kwando where do you play?

Kwando
11-27-2004, 05:49 PM
anywhere i can...