What's your favorite movie line?

[rmcdaniels]

What's your favorite line from a movie?

Mine's gotta be "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" from "Roadhouse". Every time I think about that line I crack up.


Honorable mentions go to:

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we are wearing sunglasses. Hit it!" - The Blues Brothers


"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" - Dirty Harry

[cherrybombcivic]

anything from tommy boy, black sheep, super troopers or family guy.

[rmcdaniels]

anything from tommy boy, black sheep, super troopers or family guy.

Super Troopers had so many great lines.

[RiceBurner00]

i have a lot, but this one is funny as hell...

This is the guy trying to take over your fathers company, and all you can say is...Hm, he seems like a nice guy.- David Space (tommy boy)

[djet820]

"I'm going to punch you ovaries heh"

-Anchorman

[Skaterkid]

"I am a rocker, I am a roller, I am an outacontroller!" -The Night Rider, Mad Max

"We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm thinking another woman isn't the solution" -Tyler, Fight Club

"Things don't react to well to bullets in here Mr. Ryan." -Capt Ramius, The Hunt for Red October

[David]

"Chicks only like guys with skills, you know like, nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills" - Nepolian Dynamite

(beat you to it paul :p )

"I love lamp"
"Are you just saying that because you just see the lamp, or do you really love the lamp?"
"...I love lamp" -Anchorman

[aQuarius26]

:rofl:
"NOS!!!"
"i live my life a quarter mile at a time"
"This fools runnin a-honda-2000"
"overnight parts frum juh-pan"
"Ask any racer, any REAL racer, it dosen't matter if you win by and inch or a mile, winning is winning"
"i never narked on nobody"
ETC.....

[HONDA GHANDI]

*SNIFFF* "Smells like sex in here." -Sooper Trooeprs-

[Seved]

I got two things, My balls and my word and i don't break them for nobody. -- Scarface

[stu]

"Are you Sarah Connor?"

[computingfuture]

The best line in a movie has got to be Bruce Willis in Die Hard with "Yippee Kiyay mother fucker£!"

[RuS.]

"you fuck with me, you fuck with the best" -Scarface

[computingfuture]

Robert DeNiro (Travis): You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here.

[exciv2000]

"fuck me santa, fuck me santa" - bad santa
"I'm on my lunch break mother fucker!" - bad santa
"When I get done with you, you won’t be able to shit right for a month" - bad santa

[V8SpankR]

"GET DOWN!!!!!!" -any Shwarzenegger movie


The best TV line is from SNL -
"I have chunks of guys like you in my stool" -Phil Hartman as Frank Sinatra on "The Sinatra Group":D

[computingfuture]

i got a new favourate i just thought off. Its from a film called the italian job from the 60's.

Michael Caine says, "your only suposed to blow the bloody doors off"

[newt2]

I don't klnow if I have a favorite but this one from Bubba Ho-Tep cracked me up.

Well, goddamnit. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and shit 'em down the visitors toilet!

[Bedlam]

Holy incorrectly quoted movies batman!! Man..you people need to do your research.

-Bedlam

[saabracr]

"I'm gonna flap my dick at them. When I go out there, everyone in the audience, with the exception of my wife, is going to run screaming for the exits!"

-Slap Shot

[BluByU]

Most lines from pulp fiction.

[myshtern]

"Ahhh sweet bike, Shock! Pegs! llluuuccckkky"

[stu]

"Um we've had a noise complaint about this house, can you keep your party....why are you dressed like a ninja?"

[THRICE]

"I'm gonna flap my dick at them. When I go out there, everyone in the audience, with the exception of my wife, is going to run screaming for the exits!"

-Slap Shot


AGREED!:D

[S15SiLVia]

"biiches!?"
"CHICA, CHICA, CHICA"
-Eurotrip

[monicle]

from Tales From the Hood.

"Yeah like some re-fried beans and shit... I never understood that man..... Why the FUCK you gona re-fry some beans man... Why not just cook that shit right the first time... and be up."

[ryanman]

"I need two of these, the big ones, by tonight"

[rmcdaniels]

"I need two of these, the big ones, by tonight"

What movie?

[S15SiLVia]

What movie?The slow and the cheap

[phil]

"HEY BABY EVER HAVE YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?!"

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

[stvbreal]

"I neva fucked anybody over in my life who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" Tony Montano - Scarface

[endless616]

"Dado, What did you buy for our Car?" "Nothing." "Nothing,'I bought cigarettes and a Coke'".-Mischief Invasion

[john]

"Nuke 'em from orbit - it's the only way to be sure..."

[computingfuture]

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

[wild.irish]

Mess with the best, die like the rest.

[stu]

Mess with the best, die like the rest.

Isnt' that a bumper sticker?

"I can't fucking believe that just fucking happened."

[wild.irish]

Isnt' that a bumper sticker?
that's actually from a movie Hackers. i just didn't want to specifically note it, cause it's like fast&furious movie of the geek world. ;)

[rmcdaniels]

that's actually from a movie Hackers. i just didn't want to specifically note it, cause it's like fast&furious movie of the geek world. ;)


That was a bad movie, and I like bad movies, but Hackers was too much.

[phil]

That was a bad movie, and I like bad movies, but Hackers was too much.

cookie monster!!!!!!

[wild.irish]

That was a bad movie, and I like bad movies, but Hackers was too much.
yeah, it was very very lame. apparently the only good thing out of this movie was it's soundtrack.

[oMekone]

you guys wana see a dead body?

[Weston-work]

"I peed on my leg!"

[Maverick]

Fuck my in the ass then cum on my face - Anal Gangbang 3

[ryanman]

"Quit being a pussy and hit the gas"

-Dreamcatcher

[s92dx]

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
-Happy Gilmore

EDIT: Think I screwed up the second line, not sure exactly how it goes :ring:

[Jackrabbit]

"Dying ain't much of a living."
-Outlaw Jousey Wales

"I don't think that's very nice... you laughing."
-Fistful of Dollars

It's the 88 magnum. It shoots through schools"
-Johnny Dangerously

"She don't want you around Dirt... she wants you otta here, out on the road, looking for nuthin'!"
-Joe Dirt

"I told 'im you were a tramp and he should dump ya."
-Millers Crossing

"We're all gonna be like 3 little Fonzies. And what's Fonzy like?"
"Cool."
-Pulp Fiction

"We had a statue of Stonehenge that was in danger of being trampled by dwarves."
-This Is Spinal Tap

"Now I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead."
-Dirty Harry?

[THRICE]

"Hey, you suck cock."

".........all i can get. *smiles and walks away*"

Slap Shot.


"I think this is a very good death."

"yeah, well maybe you can have one just like it one day."

"If it is my destiny."

The Last Samurai.

[forum]

yeah, it was very very lame. apparently the only good thing out of this movie was it's soundtrack.
There were like 3 soundtracks, but yes they are all pretty good. And the movie wasn't THAT bad, just the fact that its so old makes it funny....

"It's insanely great, its got a 28.8 modem" (or something along those lings, it's been a long time since i watched it)

[AgressivMX3]

"Three shall be the number of the count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall thou not count, nor shall thou count to two lest thou then proceedeth unto three. Five is right out."

Either that or:
"Fuck this cowboy shit, you fuckin ho-dunk po-dunk well-then-there motherfuckers!"