Slava
06-23-2004, 03:34 PM
MASTERCARD WEDDING
> > >
> > >You gotta love this guy.....
> > >This is a true story about a recent wedding that
> > >took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
> > >newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
> > >
> > >It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the
> > >wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage
> > >with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he
> > >wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
> > >distances, to support them at their wedding. He
> > >especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
> > >and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such
> > >a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation
> > >he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
> > >from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
> > >including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
> > >He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
> > >them to open their envelope.
> > >
> > >Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy
> > >of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom
> > >had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
> > >hired a private detective to tail them. After just
> > >standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
> > >for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
> > >said, "F--- you!".
> > >Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
> > >Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
> > >said, "I'm outta here."
> > >
> > >He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
> > >morning. While most people would have canceled the
> > >wedding immediately after finding out about the affair,
> > >this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
> > >wrong. His revenge.... making the bride's
> > >parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and
> > >reception, and best of all, trashing the
> > >bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300
> > >friends and family members. This guy has balls the size
> > >of church bells.
> > >Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
> > >commercial out of this?
> > >
> > >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> > >friends..........$32,000.
> > >Wedding photographs commemorating the
> > >occasion.........................$3,000.
> > >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > >Maui........................$8,500.
> > >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
> > >glossy of the bride
> > >humping the best man.............................
> > >................................Priceless.
> > >
> > >There are some things money can't buy, for
> > >everything else there's
> > >MASTERCARD.
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> > >
> > >You gotta love this guy.....
> > >This is a true story about a recent wedding that
> > >took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
> > >newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
> > >
> > >It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the
> > >wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage
> > >with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he
> > >wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
> > >distances, to support them at their wedding. He
> > >especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
> > >and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such
> > >a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation
> > >he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
> > >from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
> > >including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
> > >He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
> > >them to open their envelope.
> > >
> > >Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy
> > >of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom
> > >had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
> > >hired a private detective to tail them. After just
> > >standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
> > >for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
> > >said, "F--- you!".
> > >Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
> > >Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
> > >said, "I'm outta here."
> > >
> > >He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
> > >morning. While most people would have canceled the
> > >wedding immediately after finding out about the affair,
> > >this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
> > >wrong. His revenge.... making the bride's
> > >parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and
> > >reception, and best of all, trashing the
> > >bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300
> > >friends and family members. This guy has balls the size
> > >of church bells.
> > >Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
> > >commercial out of this?
> > >
> > >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> > >friends..........$32,000.
> > >Wedding photographs commemorating the
> > >occasion.........................$3,000.
> > >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > >Maui........................$8,500.
> > >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
> > >glossy of the bride
> > >humping the best man.............................
> > >................................Priceless.
> > >
> > >There are some things money can't buy, for
> > >everything else there's
> > >MASTERCARD.
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