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stu
06-22-2004, 09:51 PM
A Jewish man saves money for years so that his
son can make a trip to Israel and discover his
roots. When his son returns, much to the father's
dismay, he discovers that his son has converted
to Christianity.

Looking for guidance, the father goes to the local
temple and speaks with his Rabbi. "Rabbi! Rabbi!",
he says, "I sent my son to Israel and he has returned
a Christian! What should I do?"

The Rabbi responds, "It's funny you should say that.
I also sent my son to Israel many years ago. When he
returned, he had converted to Christianity as well!"

The two men decide to seek guidance together, and
they apprach an older Rabbi. After telling their tale, the older Rabbi responds, "It's funny you should say that. I also sent my son to Israel many years ago. When he returned, he had converted to Christianity as well! So there is only one thing we can do, we must ask God."

So the three begin to pray. After telling God their story, God answers in a booming voice from the heavens, "It's funny you should say that..."

LeonZ
06-22-2004, 09:53 PM
That's a good one. Good thing I'm an atheist and I'll be in Israel next year :).

MKIII-Shoopra
06-22-2004, 09:58 PM
JIIIHADDDD!!! Cmon..

STIBungy
06-22-2004, 10:24 PM
That's my line. I'm going to sue you!

JIIIHADDDD!!! Cmon..

MKIII-Shoopra
06-22-2004, 10:26 PM
That's my line. I'm going to sue you!
jus making up for your line cause you wernt on..

myshtern
06-22-2004, 10:50 PM
Why are you going to Israel?

HONDA GHANDI
06-22-2004, 10:58 PM
SO he can become a Christian stupid, didnt you read the joke?

myshtern
06-22-2004, 11:00 PM
:rofl:

oh yeah, since he is athiest and all

HONDA GHANDI
06-22-2004, 11:02 PM
LOL

Ric3 Tr077
06-22-2004, 11:19 PM
Wow. Thats really clever.