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chibianh
05-25-2004, 10:04 AM
Sorry guys but I'm in to this theme now.

Since a few days ago I was feeling fine but I started to over do some things and then I started to feel depressed. Then I went to the web and look for the reason and I have found this and I think is the reason of all my psycodelic illness since I was a teen and I just wanted to share it with you because some one may be in a similar situation.

But from today I quit! I want to regain the control of my life again and regain my hair and my entire life too!

"Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions. Excessive stimulation can result in over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin.

Abundant and unusually large amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively masturbates.

Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.

The side effects of such changes to the body include:
Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time
Lower back pain
Stress / Anxiety
Thinning hair / Hair Loss
Soft / Weak Erection
Premature Ejaculation
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
Groin / Testicular Pain
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

How much is too much masturbation (and sex for that matter)? That depends but it's suggested men keep their ejaculation frequency down to 2-3 times a week. However, sexual activity can be experienced more often if men learn how to orgasm without ejaculation. Doing so can actually store bioenergy into your system and make your penis firmer, your erections last longer, and your ejaculate volume bigger.

Over masturbation participants experience problems with concentration and memory. This is a dangerous side effect of over masturbation and signals that the brain is being over drained of acetycholine. Over masturbation drains motor neurons and neuro-muscular endings of acetycholine, which is eventually replaced. Over masturbation can lead to absentmindedness, memory loss, lack of concentration, and eye floaters. To fight these symptoms, the chemical levels in your body needs to be balanced.

Notice a pattern yet? The plethora of problems associated with over masturbation come from the fact that your body is drained of important nutrients and hormones from over masturbation."

LeonZ
05-25-2004, 10:28 AM
What are the side effects of not masturbating? :D

foxxof
05-25-2004, 10:39 AM
wtf eye floaters? so i really can go blind eh? :eek:



i hate eye floaters! ive had those since well before i masturbated though...

STIBungy
05-25-2004, 10:58 AM
Too much masturbation+not enough lube=chafed skin. :(

newt2
05-25-2004, 12:31 PM
Conversely, I've seen studies that say daily ejaculations can reduce your risk of colon cancer by nearly 50%.

So I guess if you materbate, you'll turn blind and stupid but if you don't you'll bleed from your ass until you die.

Tough choice but I think I'd rather be blind and dumb. :)

B18a1CRX
05-25-2004, 12:57 PM
What are the side effects of not masturbating? :D

Pasty white skin!

stu
05-25-2004, 01:07 PM
This is the stupidest article I've ever read. Orgasm with out ejaculation? Store bioenergy? WTF, is like when you recharge the batteries in a hybrid when you coast down a hill? Where did you find this bullshit?

foxxof
05-25-2004, 01:09 PM
orgasm w/o ejac isnt that big of a weird thing... the storage of bioenergy though... seems like weirdo hippy stuff

ryanman
05-25-2004, 01:12 PM
:rofl:

stu
05-25-2004, 01:13 PM
orgasm w/o ejac isnt that big of a weird thing... the storage of bioenergy though... seems like weirdo hippy stuff


Yeah, orgasm without ejaculation is totally normal....if you're a woman. The definition of the male orgasm is ejaculation.

foxxof
05-25-2004, 01:16 PM
lol
u gotta get into tantra man
u ever seen go?
its not all bs

stu
05-25-2004, 01:17 PM
I should get into tantra...but I still stand by my position.:)

monicle
05-25-2004, 02:33 PM
??? WTF ???

so let me get this straight. In order to have actually performed tests to prove this then there must be some medical labratory somewhere paying dudes to jack off like 40 times a day?

powder311
05-25-2004, 02:38 PM
I masterbate often and i'm the best....

2000SiVTEC
05-25-2004, 04:13 PM
Damn am I gonna be in trouble someday

chris_venturini
05-25-2004, 06:31 PM
I haven't masturbated in........about 3 months.. wow, what a coincidence... thats when i met tiffany...hmm nvm. so if i ejaculate, say, 2-4 times a day, but its not from masturbation... am i still going to go blind?

LeonZ
05-25-2004, 06:34 PM
:rofl: no you wont go blind, you'll just have hair loss and soft erection.

xmerklex
05-25-2004, 10:03 PM
damn...so where does the hairy palms come in? or is it just me?

all this talk about masturbation, makes me want to jack-off!

myshtern
05-25-2004, 10:26 PM
omg this is the funniest thread

I read a book written by an FBI profiler
Those of you who masturbate several times a day may become sex offenders. Most of the chronic sex offenders have crazy masturbation issues. Studies did in prisons would show them masturbating 7 -10 times a day and still be unsatisfied with themselves.

Brian
05-26-2004, 12:01 AM
fuck, that's why i'm going blind!

stu
05-26-2004, 12:09 AM
You don't become a sexual offender because you masturbate, you masturbate because you are a sexual offender.

cherrybombcivic
05-26-2004, 12:16 AM
You don't become a sexual offender because you masturbate, you masturbate because you are a sexual offender.

stu speaks from experience.

Jackrabbit
05-26-2004, 10:09 AM
That's total BS... why i jerk off all teh time... srory cznt see to well, spots in fornt of eyyes...

what were we tlaking about aagin?

phil
05-26-2004, 10:17 AM
atleast twice a day and i'm still ready to go for the g/f....... :)

foxxof
05-26-2004, 11:49 AM
this coming from a guy with sausages under his name!

ryanman
05-26-2004, 12:28 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

phil
05-26-2004, 12:31 PM
this coming from a guy with sausages under his name!

LOL!!!!! i totally forgot that i had that there. i should probably change that.

FWIW it's from a kids in the hall sketch.

foxxof
05-26-2004, 12:33 PM
i thought it was from freddy got fingered.

phil
05-26-2004, 12:59 PM
never saw the movie.

there is an old kids in the hall sketch where one of the guys works at a sausage factory, and his "dad" is obsessed with sasusages. it's a pretty funny sketch.

foxxof
05-26-2004, 01:10 PM
http://www.filmsnobs.com/www/pics/freddypiano.jpg
this is the scene if you havent seen it. hes got strings attached to ...
you guessed it sausages and they are running through loops on the ceiling.
so he's playing this song (sausages sausages sausages sausages... daddy do you want some sausage ... dady do you want some sau sa ges ... sausages sausages sausages ) creating this dancing musical sausage fest....

about as entertaining as this weird ass movie got.

djet820
05-27-2004, 06:56 PM
awesome!