Sooo me and Tobi dynoed my car..............

[ryanman]

And melted a few pistons, ringlands, rings, whatever. Still made 226hp and 246tq. My car is stock minus 3" turbo back exh., K&N filter and about 23 lbs of spiking boost falling off to 15 or so. Only burned about 2 qts of oil on my way to the dyno, on the dyno and the ride home. Got pulled over for a smoke screen, :rofl: Total weaksauce. Time for the "other" motor.


This was on 3 cylinders, cyl #2 is dead.

[john]

*snicker*
226 hp at 23psi? Geez man - TUNING! :)

Other motor. Good. Power. Big.

[ryanman]

Yeah it's gonna get the other motor and then the other turbo and then I'll tune it. This was on the 14b, stock 450's, stock fuel, no tuning at all, bone stock other then the exhaust, filter and no boost controller. Oh and it has custom oil injection now, haha.

Dunno exactly how much boost it was running but I just compared it to my last car I had a 14B on with no boost controller.

[Mudd]

That's the biggest full of shit story yet Ryanman. That oil burning pig never beat the Benz AMG. Not with that kind of horsepower.
I've seen that POS at the track and all it does is burn oil and sound like a riced out jalopy. Now you're gonna be getting a new motor?........this sounds like some story that AV630 might try to sell us on.
I think Bedlam was right!!

Mudd

[stu]

You can be member #2 of the being pulled over for "visable emissions" club. I'm number one.

[ryanman]

That's the biggest full of shit story yet Ryanman. That oil burning pig never beat the Benz AMG. Not with that kind of horsepower.
I've seen that POS at the track and all it does is burn oil and sound like a riced out jalopy. Now you're gonna be getting a new motor?........this sounds like some story that AV630 might try to sell us on.
I think Bedlam was right!!

Mudd
:rofl:

I was waiting for your ass to come in here. I fucking owned that benz just like I owned your 240z by about 45 bus lengths. And I'm getting a "Lucky Motor" you asswipe so I have NO FUCKING DOUBT my car is going to bust a low 10 this season. 'burnout:


Oh and my car has never been down the track.

[BlueFang08]

Nice numbers. is this the car you got for $5?

[ryanman]

I got it for $1

[BlueFang08]

I got it for $1

Damn price is right.

[newt2]

I have NO FUCKING DOUBT my car is going to bust a low 10 this season.

There's another DSM owner in these parts that's been saying that for years now. ;)

Watch out you don't curse yourself.

[Mudd]

:rofl:

I was waiting for your ass to come in here. I fucking owned that benz just like I owned your 240z by about 45 bus lengths. And I'm getting a "Lucky Motor" you asswipe so I have NO FUCKING DOUBT my car is going to bust a low 10 this season. 'burnout:


Oh and my car has never been down the track.

I've seen you drive it to the track poopdick., not down the track. All I've seen you do is run that thing up and down the return road like a true ricer, and then brag about how damn fast it is. Whatever. You'd be lucky to get that turd to run a 17.
You will soon see that a "Lucky Motor" will do your gay ass no good since you can't seem to drive that 17sec. monster.

Long Live the 78 Diesel powered Benz with the ricer AMG badges. We should all race that heap of a Benz so we can be as proud of our cars just like Ryanman is.

Mudd
Mudd

[Mudd]

There's another DSM owner in these parts that's been saying that for years now. ;)

Watch out you don't curse yourself.

Don't worry Pat.............that heap is already cursed. The POS was launching flywheel bolts on C-470.
Imagine seeing a smoke screen ala the Batmobile on C-470 and then out of nowhere your windshield shatters due to some flake not torqueing his flywheel bolts.
I'd kick his ass Seabass.

Mudd

[ryanman]

I've seen you drive it to the track poopdick., not down the track. All I've seen you do is run that thing up and down the return road like a true ricer, and then brag about how damn fast it is. Whatever. You'd be lucky to get that turd to run a 17.
You will soon see that a "Lucky Motor" will do your gay ass no good since you can't seem to drive that 17sec. monster.

Long Live the 78 Diesel powered Benz with the ricer AMG badges. We should all race that heap of a Benz so we can be as proud of our cars just like Ryanman is.

Mudd
Mudd
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Lets see YOU drive a 1400hp fwd dsm.

[ryanman]

Don't worry Pat.............that heap is already cursed. The POS was launching flywheel bolts on C-470.
Imagine seeing a smoke screen ala the Batmobile on C-470 and then out of nowhere your windshield shatters due to some flake not torqueing his flywheel bolts.
I'd kick his ass Seabass.

Mudd
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAA, lucky you weren't behind me when that flywheel bolt took a shit. Sorry to the new chevy p/u that now needs a new windshield. That smoke screen covered my ass.

[SleeperZ]

Lol!

[Bedlam]

Huh..and you are calling my del Sol a piece of shit? Thats funny.

Its cool if you want to keep going the Fast and the Furious route....racing on hopes and dreams...

-Bedlam

[ryanman]

Huh..and you are calling my del Sol a piece of shit? Thats funny.

Its cool if you want to keep going the Fast and the Furious route....racing on hopes and dreams...

-Bedlam
Shut up jackass. Obviously you didn't catch that this whole thread is a joke, other then my weakass dyno #'s and my #2 cyl. only having 30 lbs of compression.

[Mudd]

Here we go...........round 2.

Now where are those skanky ring girls I love so much.

Don't let this queer get you down Mike. From what I hear he was at Hooters yesterday, didn't have enough money for the tab and ended up having to blow Bruce the gay cook in order to discount his bill.

Mudd

[ryanman]

Here we go...........round 2.

Now where are those skanky ring girls I love so much.

Don't let this queer get you down Mike. From what I hear he was at Hooters yesterday, didn't have enough money for the tab and ended up having to blow Bruce the gay cook in order to discount his bill.

Mudd
:rofl: :rofl:

I had my money, ricewizard had his money, we ordered wings for everyone and only brought enough cash for our portion and left our credit cards and check books here at the shop. I think ricewizard ended up in the back giving the cook a BJ, I was sweet talking the waitress into knocking some cash off our bill and it worked!!!

[ricewizard]

Here we go...........round 2.

Now where are those skanky ring girls I love so much.

Don't let this queer get you down Mike. From what I hear he was at Hooters yesterday, didn't have enough money for the tab and ended up having to blow Bruce the gay cook in order to discount his bill.

Mudd
i sure wish you would have shown up yesterday then i could have left you in my smoke again leaving hooters. man that van is a slow pile

[ricewizard]

:rofl: :rofl:

I had my money, ricewizard had his money, we ordered wings for everyone and only brought enough cash for our portion and left our credit cards and check books here at the shop. I think ricewizard ended up in the back getting a BJ from amy, and I was sweet talking the waitress into knocking some cash off our bill and it worked!!!

[Mudd]

i sure wish you would have shown up yesterday then i could have left you in my smoke again leaving hooters. man that van is a slow pile

What it lacks in speed, it more then makes up for itself in the amount of teen poon tang it gets. Please don't smoke me out, the girls don't like the way it permiates the carpet in the back when I'm giving them a screen test.

Mudd

[ricewizard]

What it lacks in speed, it more then makes up for itself in the amount of teen poon tang it gets. Please don't smoke me out, the girls don't like the way it permiates the carpet in the back when I'm giving them a screen test.

Mudd
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ryanman]

What it lacks in speed, it more then makes up for itself in the amount of teen poon tang it gets. Please don't smoke me out, the girls don't like the way it permiates the carpet in the back when I'm giving them a screen test.

Mudd
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[stu]

Ryan, if your car only has 220 whp, I want to race you. Try to get your FOJ Ford of Japan running so we can compare times at Club Clash.

[Mark_H]

You can be member #2 of the being pulled over for "visable emissions" club. I'm number one.

Nope, that would be me Stu :)
http://highaltitudeimports.com/showthread.php?t=13034

[stu]

Well, #2 is still better than Ryan's weak sauce #3. :p

[BluByU]

I like hauling ass by that sniffer that's setup on the south speer exit. When I pass it says Car's condition GOOD! SAVING YOU MONEY. When Ryanman passes by it a brick wall shoots out of the ground in front of him. It's either because of the smoke or because it's a DSM.

[ryanman]

Ryan, if your car only has 220 whp, I want to race you. Try to get your FOJ Ford of Japan running so we can compare times at Club Clash.
It did that on 3 cylinders. Car is not being driven at the moment but when I get the motor done then we can make a few pulls.