View Full Version : Good way to ask a Girl to prom
Seved
04-26-2004, 11:20 PM
Anyone have any pretty good ideas on a way to ask a girl to prom? If it is funny that is even better...Just seein if anyone has a better way than the one im thinking of
Skaterkid
04-26-2004, 11:26 PM
I know one guy who showed up to the tennis match of the girl he wanted to ask out, had a huge sign that said "______, will you go to prom with..." and duct taped to his chest, "ME" in huge letters.
Most guys I've known just get flowers and ask. I've always had a g/f around prom time, so I never really had to get all taht creative.
Just ask her straight up. Show her how manly you are. If it looks like she's going to say "No" or "let me think about it" headbutt a dork that's walking by, or grab another girl's ass to show her that you don't fuck around.
You could do something like ask her - "hey Cindy - wanna go to the prom with me" seems like a pretty good approach.
Seved
04-26-2004, 11:35 PM
hahaha
But im also asking her out, So i was thinking of doing them at the same time....But not sure how i could do that
2000SiVTEC
04-26-2004, 11:36 PM
Just ask her to go with you....the good old....."wanna go to prom with me?" usually seems to work pretty well.
Seved
04-26-2004, 11:42 PM
Everyone wants me to get her all these flowers, I think im just gonna get 2 roses Red and Pink and each Rose will be from Dating and than Prom
BluByU
04-26-2004, 11:46 PM
Tell her your dad is letting you borrow his Ferrari and letting you raid his viagra stock. Then you can whiz around town getting all the attention. Then you can take her to a nice hotel and get down and dirty, because you are BIG AND STRONG LIKE ARNOLD, yes, that's right, you're the INSEMINATOR! You are ready to go! Ask her if she wants to be tapped by a dumb jock, or FRANKENCOCK!
Seved
04-26-2004, 11:49 PM
hahahaha Ferrari I can't do, Sold it...But we have a NSX, that work?
You better believe it. And if you don't want to headbutt someone right then and there, just give her a video. Tell her it's a little something that will help sway her decision. Make it like an informercial. "Are you sick and tired of all these nerds roaming the halls? And not having a man as totally badass as me around to knock them out of the way for you? Well, for only the low LOW price of going to prom with me (and dating me until I tell you otherwise) you could have all these things and more."
Seved
04-27-2004, 12:00 AM
You better believe it. And if you don't want to headbutt someone right then and there, just give her a video. Tell her it's a little something that will help sway her decision. Make it like an informercial. "Are you sick and tired of all these nerds roaming the halls? And not having a man as totally badass as me around to knock them out of the way for you? Well, for only the low LOW price of going to prom with me (and dating me until I tell you otherwise) you could have all these things and more."
hahahaha ok
Brian
04-27-2004, 12:04 AM
Just whip it out and smack it on her face, then when the shock wears off tell her she is going with you. Show her your pimp hand is way strong, that is the key.
Yeah tell her that your pimp hand is so strong, you had to use your piece, or else she'd be dead.
BlueFang08
04-27-2004, 12:06 AM
Tell her your dad is letting you borrow his Ferrari and letting you raid his viagra stock. Then you can whiz around town getting all the attention. Then you can take her to a nice hotel and get down and dirty, because you are BIG AND STRONG LIKE ARNOLD, yes, that's right, you're the INSEMINATOR! You are ready to go! Ask her if she wants to be tapped by a dumb jock, or FRANKENCOCK!
Isn't that from Robbin Williams stand up?
HONDA GHANDI
04-27-2004, 12:26 AM
Pimp hand method. :D
BluByU
04-27-2004, 12:39 AM
Isn't that from Robbin Williams stand up?
Yup. Good to see someone else has good taste in comedy!
Nick4592
04-27-2004, 01:56 AM
ROOFY COCKTAIL...ALLLRIGHT
Ashton
04-27-2004, 02:01 AM
Just ask her straight up... any other stupid thing text messages bla bla bla you will be REJECTED most likely.
-=[Juztin]=-
04-27-2004, 07:00 AM
Be sure to also make like your pushing your package to the side down by the knee, aside from shocked that'll get her curious and willing to go throughtout the whole prom thing with you for the goods afterwards.
exciv2000
04-27-2004, 07:16 AM
Isn't that from Robbin Williams stand up?
yes
WyoTeg
04-27-2004, 10:56 AM
I think the best idea is to just walk up to her and start groping her, from what Ashton has taught me, that is he best method. ;)
Dave_L
04-27-2004, 11:04 AM
I think the best idea is to just walk up to her and start groping her, from what Ashton has taught me, that is he best method. ;)
:rofl:
Storm Girl
04-27-2004, 12:21 PM
Ugh.....MEN!!!!!
Here's my first prom experience:
The guy was on the baseball team, his sister was one of my friends on the cheerleading squad. I was at one of his games watching with my friends, and it's between the 4th & 5th innings, they're taking a break, the cheerleaders are doing their cheer, and next thing I know, here he comes out in a cheerleading uniform, and they start doing a cheer: "A-N-G-I-E- Will....you...go...to P-R-O-M with..." then he did this stupid cartwheel and landed on his butt, ungracefully got on his knee, arms streched out, and shouted "ME?"
OMG, I was laughing my ass off!!!! Of course I said yes...and we were together for about 6 months after that....
-=[Juztin]=-
04-27-2004, 01:13 PM
So be sure not to do more than half a cart wheel less you two wanna be together for life ;)
ricewizard
04-27-2004, 01:16 PM
first off ask her if she swallows, if she says yes ,then ask her if she needs a prom date.
LeonZ
04-27-2004, 01:18 PM
first off ask her if she swallows, if she says yes ,then ask her if she needs a prom date.
:rofl:
Jackrabbit
04-27-2004, 04:03 PM
Man, this is defenately the wrong board to inquire about dating advice.
LMAO!
higherlife
04-27-2004, 05:30 PM
get a bunch of tennis balls, the more the better.. then put them in a bag or one of the tennis ball holders..walk up to her and say something like "i finally got enough balls to ask you out to prom" or enough balls to ask her out on a date or whatever. yeah, it's kinda gay but my friend tried it and it worked.
yrretvr4
04-27-2004, 05:35 PM
I think the best idea is to just walk up to her and start groping her, from what Ashton has taught me, that is he best method. ;)holy shit thats funny :rofl:
ryanman
04-27-2004, 07:31 PM
Just whip it out and smack it on her face, then when the shock wears off tell her she is going with you. Show her your pimp hand is way strong, that is the key.
PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!
That tennis ball idea is great!!! On another note, what the fuck is the icecream man doing on my street?
Storm Girl
04-27-2004, 09:41 PM
Tennis balls - that's original...LOL
Stu...how's it feel to be stalked by the ice cream man?
ryanman
04-27-2004, 09:48 PM
Whenever the ice cream man comes by my house ringing his bell I yell out "PUTO" and he stops ringing his bell. Me and ricewizard do the same thing at work.
exciv2000
04-27-2004, 09:56 PM
Ice creeam, one dollah, iiiiice creeeam ooone dooolah. That guy?
ryanman
04-27-2004, 09:58 PM
yeah
PUTO
Seved
04-27-2004, 11:03 PM
hahaha im gonna do the balls one..But im gonna use golf balls... I'll tell you guyes how it goes
Ashton
04-27-2004, 11:21 PM
Be like exactly how far can you bend over?
Seved
04-27-2004, 11:36 PM
hahaha I did it tonight, I used the Sign maker thing with the IRAQ kids and i told her my cousine took this picture for me, and he just sent it to me
it said _____ Will you goto prom with me? -- Justin
She was sooo shocked it was sooooo funny
myshtern
04-27-2004, 11:48 PM
The, "Do you swallow" part is key
MiniMonster
04-28-2004, 12:15 AM
Be like exactly how far can you bend over?
Exactly how far can you bend over?
MiniMonster
04-28-2004, 12:16 AM
Really it doesn't matter how you ask because she is just going to end up dropping those panties for the mikester at the end of the night. You can watch though. I might even give you a splash of the money shot if your lucky.
STIBungy
04-28-2004, 12:19 AM
LOL! Ewwwwww!
Really it doesn't matter how you ask because she is just going to end up dropping those panties for the mikester at the end of the night. You can watch though. I might even give you a splash of the money shot if your lucky.
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