cars or sex?

[wild.irish]

ok, so i came across this reader's note in last Sport Compact:
I think about driving and cars more than sex. Should I be hospitalized? I'm wondering if there is an actual diagnosis for my beloved affliction. I'm also predisposed to driving around aimlessly and somewhat haphazardly (tire-melting fun) while listening to good music. So, forgive me if that was already discussed, but i thought a poll on this subject would be fun to have. :)

[Ashton]

Im going with sex. well GOOD sex.... if its shitty sex i will take the cars... cuz i can get sex with the car anyways..... so actually i will just take cars.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

Cars... sex is always there while the car isn't..

[ricewizard]

cars, i can fix cars . havent figured out the problems with the female's ,most of them are intermitant failures and they dont have a obdII connector.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

:rofl: obdII = da butt

[hoffman]

Man, thats like asking me to choose between my children.

[foxxof]

thats really hard to answer.
its pretty close but i think i think of cars more...

well - fantasize. im glad i get sex more than i get stuff for my car

[john]

Cars are just big chunks of metal/glass/rubber. Sex is, well, sex.

[tsitim]

cars!

[wild.irish]

thats really hard to answer.
well, that's what the answer "50/50" is for ;)

[exciv2000]

cars, i can fix cars . havent figured out the problems with the female's ,most of them are intermitant failures and they dont have a obdII connector.

:rofl:

[damian9669]

:rofl:
im going to vote for pussy first and then cars.but its very close.
getting it on while in the car is even better though.

[foxxof]

no getting it on then getting in the car and speeding away is better

[damian9669]

no getting it on then getting in the car and speeding away is better
so you dont like to get road head then?

[ryanman]

50/50

[Xcitbl]

sex in cars...

[foxxof]

so you dont like to get road head then?thats not what i said.
let me re-qualify.
how bout road head to her house... (enjoying teh carsex) then perform the hit n run so you can go enjoy the car time with the boys. sound better?

[2000SiVTEC]

sex, who cares about cars when you can get laid?

[foxxof]

sex, who cares about cars when you can get laid?
the only way to say who cares about cars without being gay

[stu]

the only way to say who cares about cars without being gay


Or an art major.


Anyway, anyone who said sex in the car....you are dumb, the only place worse than having sex in the car is the shower.

[saabracr]

or the bathtub

i vote cars

my car gives me unconditional love. there's usually fine print with booty.

i do like both a lot.

[RiceBurner00]

sex is sweet but with the same person it doesnt get any better, unless you do it in da butt

[stu]

sex is sweet but with the same person it doesnt get any better, unless you do it in da butt
I disagree.

[foxxof]

Anyway, anyone who said sex in the car....you are dumb, the only place worse than having sex in the car is the shower.
shower sex sucks! however i want one of those very large walk in showers with benches and a huge tub... that would at least make shower/tubsex more comfortable... so you wouldnt feel like your in a russian contortioinist brothel or something!

car/bathroom/etcsex is fun mostly because its not where you'd normally get it on... has anyone seen The Wedge! that thing looks awesome

[stu]

I love the wedge!!!! Pillows work fine though. I just so happen to have about six pillows on my bed anyway.

[foxxof]

yea :)
i have 4 normal pillows one small pillow and a body pillow....
u have to with a water bed. dont necessarily think water bed is all that great (for recreation) but sleeping on it actually helps my back, contrary to most people's experience

[V8SpankR]

If you said cars you're a bunch of horny liars. :)

[stu]

I have six normal pillows and two body pillows, it's pretty ridiculous; but then again, with the amount of play I get, it's also fairly necessary. ;)

[Jackrabbit]

When I was younger I would've said sex... sex was challenging back then.
Now that I'm 30, cars are more fun. Horny chicks are a dime a dozen in their 30's.

Chicks get boring. But they come out with new and better cars all the time. ;)

[wild.irish]

When I was younger I would've said sex... sex was challenging back then.
Now that I'm 30, cars are more fun. Horny chicks are a dime a dozen in their 30's.

Chicks get boring. But they come out with new and better cars all the time. ;)
myself being 31 can't agree more ;)

[Bedlam]

1) If I get tired of my car..I can just trade it in and get a new one.
2) My car is always ready to leave on time.
3) A car doesn't give a fuck if you keep a bunch of other cars around.
4) My car won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
5) THERE IS NO #5. (about a car.. :) )

-Bedlam

[RiceBurner00]

your car also doesnt give you dome

[stu]

What's dome? Another word for head? Like when KC calls Donatello a "Chrome Dome" when they are fixing the truck in Ninja Turtles II?

[GiRLieGirL SoL]

uhh.. sex

[Ashton]

sex in cars...

youre stupid... do you know how hard it is to fuck in a car? unless its got a backseat.... its prolly not happening..... and sex in a 350z..... yeah..... that would be amazing.

[myshtern]

backseat sucks too
you need a truck
or a big van

[stu]

You can easily have sex in most cars, but it always sucks to a pretty big degree.

[chris_venturini]

yeah, ass cheeks stick so bad to leather.

[GiRLieGirL SoL]

you guys are all wrong. You don't have to do it in the back seat. My boyfriend taught me this cool trick. You scoot the passenger side seat all the way back and then have the girl lay with her legs up on the dashboard and then yeah. Still no the most comfortable but better than the backseat.

[stu]

you guys are all wrong. You don't have to do it in the back seat. My boyfriend taught me this cool trick. You scoot the passenger side seat all the way back and then have the girl lay with her legs up on the dashboard and then yeah. Still no the most comfortable but better than the backseat.


That's not a cool trick at all. Everyone knows that one. There are other ways to do it up front as well, but you can figure them out for yourself. Personally, I think getting in the back seat is a bad idea. One, it takes to much time and effort, if you take too long, or have too much trouble getting back there, then the mood can be ruined. Two, if someone comes along, there is no way you can make a quick get away.

[GiRLieGirL SoL]

Well if everyone knew about it they wouldn't complain about the back seat now would they? Yeah I'm not into that car stuff for the same reasons you said stu.

[stu]

Yes, car sex mostly sucks. There are ways you can make it fun, but largely, it's just an unexpressable amount of times better to do it in a house.

[chris_venturini]

this is why i need my minivan again. That thing was awesome.

[Bedlam]

Hrmm..you have seen how small Ashley is right? I bet that would work good for her..I really doubt she would try it with a guy thats as tall as me or something however.. ;)

-Bedlam

[GiRLieGirL SoL]

actually my boyfriend is like 6'2. :)

Hrmm..you have seen how small Ashley is right? I bet that would work good for her..I really doubt she would try it with a guy thats as tall as me or something however.. ;)

-Bedlam

[STIBungy]

Heh, just have the girl straddle you while you're on the driver's seat. Worked for me.

[stu]

Yes, that works as well.