damian9669
03-04-2004, 05:02 PM
Ok so ive posted about this guy once before in the ricer section.But heres a little background info.Before the guy even bough his car(a white cavalier from an auction) I tried to give the guy a friendly warning.I told the guy to start out with a good platform before he starts going crazy.He obviously thought he knew better.
Then a month after he got the car he bought this really low and shitty fitting bodykit and rims.The rims by the way are about an inch to small width wise.So the whole setup looks retarted with his little 16 inch white motegi rims that are dwarfed by the bodykit.He then got a no name exhaust from somewhere and slapped that on.Now the guy has all kinds of neon under his car.Just recently he came to me with the apc catalog and was all happy because he was getting himself a ricer wing.I tried to talk some common sense into the guy and told him to try and upgrade the performance on his car before he spent his money on gay shit like that.
Now this happened on monday.I see they guy and ask him if hes done anything to his car in a half joking sort of way.He quickly responded with a smile on his face and said that he did and that I should check it out.I was like ( You didnt get that gay ass wing now did you? ) which made his smile dissapear to the point where I though I might have hurt his feelings.LOL.
So we got to talking and yet again I told the guy to make his car look the part by upgrading his performance.He was all like but my car is really fast man.I beat trucks all the time.I about laughed in his face but maintained self controll.I asked the guy if he ever raced something worthy and he said that he gets at least 10 cars a day revving on him but that he just looks away.Trying to pretend that his car is big and bad when he knows its not.This all came out of his mouth by the way.So I was like( So you think your car is really fast huh?) I suggested we go for a ride in the rx 7 on my lunch break.So I open it up on some roads and the guy about pissed himself.He was actually scared.Im not exagerating this at all.He was scared.
He was so pale and was shakking a little bit from the whole experience and all he could say was(its fast,really fast).Thats when I couldnt help but laugh a little.I asked him after that if he still though his car was fast.Too which he replied (If I get a turbo will my car be as fast as yours?).I answered all of his questions and then It was time to go back to work.But before that I had to take a piss and find him in the bathroom as well.Hes taking a piss as well and I was like ( damn,did I scare the piss outta you?) He laughed a little but I really think I did.Maybe this time ive scared the ricer out of him.LOL.
Then a month after he got the car he bought this really low and shitty fitting bodykit and rims.The rims by the way are about an inch to small width wise.So the whole setup looks retarted with his little 16 inch white motegi rims that are dwarfed by the bodykit.He then got a no name exhaust from somewhere and slapped that on.Now the guy has all kinds of neon under his car.Just recently he came to me with the apc catalog and was all happy because he was getting himself a ricer wing.I tried to talk some common sense into the guy and told him to try and upgrade the performance on his car before he spent his money on gay shit like that.
Now this happened on monday.I see they guy and ask him if hes done anything to his car in a half joking sort of way.He quickly responded with a smile on his face and said that he did and that I should check it out.I was like ( You didnt get that gay ass wing now did you? ) which made his smile dissapear to the point where I though I might have hurt his feelings.LOL.
So we got to talking and yet again I told the guy to make his car look the part by upgrading his performance.He was all like but my car is really fast man.I beat trucks all the time.I about laughed in his face but maintained self controll.I asked the guy if he ever raced something worthy and he said that he gets at least 10 cars a day revving on him but that he just looks away.Trying to pretend that his car is big and bad when he knows its not.This all came out of his mouth by the way.So I was like( So you think your car is really fast huh?) I suggested we go for a ride in the rx 7 on my lunch break.So I open it up on some roads and the guy about pissed himself.He was actually scared.Im not exagerating this at all.He was scared.
He was so pale and was shakking a little bit from the whole experience and all he could say was(its fast,really fast).Thats when I couldnt help but laugh a little.I asked him after that if he still though his car was fast.Too which he replied (If I get a turbo will my car be as fast as yours?).I answered all of his questions and then It was time to go back to work.But before that I had to take a piss and find him in the bathroom as well.Hes taking a piss as well and I was like ( damn,did I scare the piss outta you?) He laughed a little but I really think I did.Maybe this time ive scared the ricer out of him.LOL.