exciv2000
02-12-2004, 08:13 PM
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f,' "fuck" is the only word referred to as the 'f' word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. "fuck," as most words in the English language is derived from German, the word "fricken" which means to strike. In English, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb for instance: John fucked Shirley. As an intransitive verb: Shirley fucks. Its meaning is not always sexual, it could be used as an adjective such as John's doing all the fucking work. As part of an Adverb: Shirley talks to fucking much. As an adverb enhancing an adjective: Shirley is fucking beautiful. As an object of an adverb: Shirley is fucking beautifully. As a noun: I don't give a fuck. As part of a word: Absofuckinglutely or infuckingcredible. And as almost every word in a sentence, fuck the fucking fuckers. As you may realize, there are very few words with the versatility of "fuck" as in these examples described in situations such as fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot. Dismay: ah fuck it. Trouble: I guess I'm really fucked now. Aggression: Don't fuck with me buddy. Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking question. Inquiry: Who the fuck was that? Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the fuck is going on here. Incompetence: he's a fuckoff. Dismissal: why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word. We say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech; it will identify the quality of your character immediately. So say it loudly and proudly. Fuck you!