View Full Version : Mods are FIRST PRIORITY
BluByU
01-27-2004, 07:51 PM
Now the new rule is that you must mod your sport compact (even though it's an auto) before you get your tags. First, take off all matching wheels, and put two of the bargain bin specials on the back, no need for the front. Just remove the two front hubcaps and sell them later. NEXT, you HAVE to have a custom exhaust, nothing announces your arrival better than a dual tip exhaust, hey the camaros have them right? They're a chevy too, put it on! THEN, you must put a huge abmormailty on the rear that will keep the air pushing the back of the car down, keeping your exhaust as close to the ground as possible, making it WAY LOUDER, and we all know sound=speed! It also doubles as a clothesline in case your mom kicks you out of the house for vibrating all her knick knakcs off the wall every time you pull up. ALL this must be done while the temp tag is on, it's the new law. Add stickers, backwards hat, and NEVER smile while you turn the key and send 30,000 angry bees on their way, and you're living the sport compact dream, to OWN the street and have everyone cower in your cars presence.
Weston-work
01-27-2004, 07:55 PM
Hahahaha... I like how he's parked all crappy in the handicap spot... must be mentally handicapped.
And that spoiler is essential for a car that tops out at 108 mph! :rofl:
I like how the exhaust tips stick out like 7 inches past the bumper.
TedR719
01-27-2004, 08:05 PM
Looks like the cleaning lady from Taco Bell got a bouns this year!
Nice write up btw! :)
djet820
01-27-2004, 08:51 PM
Sweetness, I never knew you could make a cavalier look so good.
Good job Alex.
Kwando
01-27-2004, 09:29 PM
Damn ricers!
STIBungy
01-27-2004, 10:42 PM
Looks like that in Commerce City.
mistale
02-02-2004, 03:07 AM
ya looks like the taco bell right by that walmart.
BluByU
02-02-2004, 07:55 PM
It is.
TwinTurboSkoda
02-02-2004, 11:21 PM
Thats like, ricer on a budget.
BluByU
02-03-2004, 04:52 PM
Yup. He's living in a trailer eating taco bell and top ramen for the rest of his life trying to pay for that dang car.
THRICE
02-03-2004, 05:02 PM
Not to mention the guy had a HUGE sticker of the hatchet man (ICP) on the hood.
Damn that thing is pure sex.. ow wait, smash it into a tree..
bogie
02-25-2004, 02:41 AM
There's a bunch of ricers in commerce city. Have you seen that buger green exlipse with the black unpainted front bumper? I think is from the blitz kit.
Where can I buy me one of those hotrods?
haha ding fries are done is what he be sayin
BluByU
02-25-2004, 10:48 PM
There's a bunch of ricers in commerce city. Have you seen that buger green exlipse with the black unpainted front bumper? I think is from the blitz kit.
I think they gave out coupons for that bodykit with copies of F&F. EVERY freaking hooked up eclipse has one, whether it's painted or not.
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