wanna race my TEG?

[93INTEGRAJOE]

any one wanna race my integra i bet i win :P

[ricewizard]

gimmie the keys i'll race the shit outta it!

[Kwando]

gimmie the keys i'll race the shit outta it!

:rofl:

[David]

iLL r@ce y0u f0R p!nk sL!p$ @fteR I in$t@L /\/\y NAWWZ y0!

[Weston-work]

I'll race you with my Integra...

I can beat you here (http://www.2ndCreekRaceway.com), here (http://www.rmsolo.org), and here (http://www.Bandimere.com)... Which will it be? :D

[john]

For pink slips?

[STIBungy]

Wow, lately there's been a rash of n00bs joining and prancing around their feathers.

[celica man]

yay!! we finally have a troll. its been so long since we've had one. welcome TROLL

[CT9A]

Car Info:
93 Acura Integra LS Special
Motor Mods:
COLD AIR INTAKE
Suspension Mods:
NO


I hope that your list of mods is a little longer then this to be asking for races from everyone.

[Weston-work]

Maybe he has the tornado, y0!

[ryanman]

I'll race you in teh Jeep. $100 bucks?????

[exciv2000]

More trolls please.


I hope that your list of mods is a little longer then this to be asking for races from everyone.

No kidding. If we're racing for slips, I'd love to add an integra to my stable.

[93INTEGRAJOE]

funny y would i say everything i have in my car cause people like u think i have only that and then get ur ass kicked and ask what happend? then i show u my engine lol
-JOE

[Weston-work]

Even if you have some big mods (which we doubt), you wouldn't be the only one... it would only serve to let you keep up with the rest of this board.

[CT9A]

Even if you have some big mods (which we doubt), you wouldn't be the only one... it would only serve to let you keep up with the rest of this board.

:werd:

I'm not heavily modified, but I'd be willing to give you a run. My car can't beat everything, but it's not a push over either.

[djet820]

Powder? Is that you?

:rofl:

[powder311]

Powder? Is that you?

:rofl:
NO! But i'd whup this guys ass :fu:

[powder311]

NO! But i'd whup this guys ass :fu:
not to mention mine is a 95...

[CT9A]

Powder? Is that you?

:rofl:

:rofl:

[djet820]

not to mention mine is a 95...

Just givin ya a hard time, :)

[stu]

Is your car blue Mr. New guy?

[Skaterkid]

Race you in my Geo

[doctorstupid]

i'll race you.

[doctorstupid]

funny y would i say everything i have in my car cause people like u think i have only that and then get ur ass kicked and ask what happend? then i show u my engine lol
-JOE
wow, i just read your post again, and must say you seem simply overwhelmingly intelligent. :rolleyes:

[john]

Trolls rule.

[SleeperZ]

We've been without a good troll for so long, we'll keep this thread going without any follow-up. PLEASE come back!

[HONDA GHANDI]

this troll suks at teh internet.

[ryanman]

:werd: and he sucks at yahoo pool also.

[HONDA GHANDI]

Worse than you?

[ryanman]

Worse than you?
Bish!!! He is WAYYYYY worse. I was actually doing fairly good last night and then that damn 8 ball came back to hount me 9 games in a row again. I HATE THE 8 BALL.

8 ball - 25

ryanman - 0

Within the last 2 weeks.

[HONDA GHANDI]

Youre just mad because its black. HAHAhaHAAHAHAHAHahahahAh~!

Arent all texans racist? jp :)

[HONDA GHANDI]

I just noticed something< why is this thread in Rice Patrol? BWAHAHAHAAHA!

[doctorstupid]

I just noticed something< why is this thread in Rice Patrol? BWAHAHAHAAHA!
haha! nice catch! oh, the irony!!!! hahahahaha!

[chris_venturini]

ill race you biatch, just look at my mods in my sig, your going to lose wigger.

[chris_venturini]

just so you know what your up against lets do some rice math.
ka24de engine -155 hp stock
hotshot header- at least- 20 whp + the exhaust leak gives me better flow +10hp
ground control springs give me better traction off the line, plus weight reduction. - 50lbs
short throw shifter- reduces my shift lag by at least 3 seconds, so while your struggling to get your cumbersome large shifter to make up for your small penis ill be car lengths ahead of you. and again weight reduction- 20 lbs
no interior- i can take out my interior because im a street racer, further reducing my weight at least 200 lbs
2 performance stickers- raises my street cred, making people cheer for me and giving me an adrenaline rush, this adrenaline makes me shift faster and get better split second reaction.
speed holes- i got the speed holes, this secret mod allows more air to be shoved into my intake when i get to my high speeds, im going so fast the air is smashed into the filter compressing it to at least 10 psi +300whp

so lets look at the final stats- est whp 150+20+10+300=480 whp
estimated weight 2700-50-20-200=2430 lbs
final verdict- your gonna lose to mah mad skillz

[LeonZ]

lol

[Weston-work]

Chris, you forgot that your speed holes reduce your aerodynamic drag to a coefficient of like 0.16. That's 50% less than an Integra! :D

[93INTEGRAJOE]

well im going to that meet wenday thing wit one of my friends... at the wings place or something lol it will be fun ill prob be the only 16 year old and my friend might bring his BMW M3 soo..

[celica man]

well im going to that meet wenday thing wit one of my friends... at the wings place or something lol it will be fun ill prob be the only 16 year old and my friend might bring his BMW M3 soo..
what did he just say?

[chris_venturini]

soooo... are you going to race me for pink slips.

[celica man]

what did he just say?
or shoud i say........'wat deed hee jus said?'

[Dave_L]

well im going to that meet wenday thing wit one of my friends... at the wings place or something lol it will be fun ill prob be the only 16 year old and my friend might bring his BMW M3 soo..

i wouldnt waste my gas on either car. Im not talking about the car thats in my profile. I have something much better. I beat an m3 when one of my cylinders wasnt firing. :fu:

[powder311]

I poop on your teg... :)


Good Day!

[STIBungy]

He's saying he's not taking his car.

[powder311]

Sorry but I have to poop on this whole thread now... you should feel special, i've pooped on gods sofa too... And in gods coffee.. And now i poop on your thread... Did I forget to mention that I poop on your car too? And your friends while i'm at it.. um.. well i'm done pooping on all of your stuff so i'm gonna um, leave now... um... bye!

[ryanman]

You guys poop alot.

[chris_venturini]

ill prob be the only 16 year old sixteen? i never would have guessed.

[Weston-work]

:werd:

[HONDA GHANDI]

I wonder how long this waste of space will go on. Will it beat the 7 pages of the other newbie thread? Stay tuned.....

[powder311]

I have blessed this thread by pooping on it right before it died and brought it back to life..

[ryanman]

WORST THREAD EVAR

[djet820]

actually the other therad was like 20 pages wasn't it?

[STIBungy]

This thread sucks

[BlueFang08]

I am gonna have to agree with ryanman WORST THREAD EVER.

[WRX Harvey]

Very Poor Thread Rating

[ryanman]

Very Poor Thread Rating

[93INTEGRAJOE]

SUUUUURE!

[powder311]

SUUUUURE!Dude i'd spank your teg...
.<-----period

[12seccivy]

SUUUUURE!

Open mouth and Insert FOOT,
careful who you mess with on this board... these guys dont screw around.
i have a nicely modded car and would be happy if i could keep up with them.. :cool:

[THRICE]

Hey, I'll race you...

http://store4.yimg.com/I/quality-scooters_1775_230852

[ryanman]

I'll run you in my Grand Cherokee

AKA - The Rice Punisher

[93INTEGRAJOE]

Open mouth and Insert FOOT,
careful who you mess with on this board... these guys dont screw around.
i have a nicely modded car and would be happy if i could keep up with them.. :cool:

Dude im just messin i know my car prob couldnt beat almost any of these cars but can i try iv only had my licens for a lil more than a month lol ? 'ass:

[12seccivy]

Dude im just messin i know my car prob couldnt beat almost any of these cars but can i try iv only had my licens for a lil more than a month lol ? 'ass:

Well Thats ok too I guess.
Might I suggest something?
Grow up a little before you start playing with these guys.
Most of the fast or quick cars on this site are owned by mature adults.
If ya wanna play around you should use a different forum
Thanks
Peace

[THRICE]

Here's my advise to him...

When you start noticing changes in your life such as hair in places that there was never hair before, do not post a thread about it. kthnxbi.

[93INTEGRAJOE]

well iv beatin my friends mustang lol...

[djet820]

well iv beatin my friends mustang lol...

I'm guessing it was the v6 mustang? :rolleyes:

[David]

well iv beatin my friends mustang lol...
DUDE! W3r3 y0 on teh NAWWWWWS?! Th0se $tangs @re /\/\@d Tizzat y0!

[93INTEGRAJOE]

yup it was a v6 but my car a 4 cilinder :)

[GiRLieGirL SoL]

you guys need to lighten up.

[Weston]

Dude, V6 Mustangs are god-awful slow. It's a perfect example of why it doesn't matter how many cylinders or how much displacement you have. There are even domestic 4-cyl cars that'll kick a V6 Mustang's ass.

[ryanman]

My Jeep will walk all over a V6 Poonstang, and probably your 4 bangor too.

[THRICE]

My Jeep will walk all over a V6 Poonstang, and probably your 4 bangor too.

Yeah, if it even starts. 'burnout:

[ryanman]

Yeah, if it even starts. 'burnout:
If my Jeep starts or his POS 4 bangor? Jeep starts everytime no problem.

[Cheio]

yup it was a v6 but my car a 4 cilinder :)

I'll race you in my 70 hp CX. (Probably 60 hp now, it's old)

[doctorstupid]

yup it was a v6 but my car a 4 cilinder :)
man, i could beat a v6 mustang on my bicycle... with 2 flat tires... going up hill.

[iburnslabs]

i think this guy has down syndrome

[1990ef8jdm]

lol v6 mustang, some guy in one at the track raced me when i was driving my 92 thunderbird v8 5.0HO he said he ran 14s and said he had cat back exhaust ,cold air and a chip i was like ya right then i smoked him by about 5 car lengths not to mention the tbird is stock

[HondasTrail]

man ill race you in my Ford Taurus station wagon wit da NNAAWWZZ and a huge unnecessary wing m4d d0wnpoh0rce y0. ;NutKick; :Peace:

[BlueFang08]

Hey 93teg, how fast do you think your car would do in the 1/4?

[gjcivic]

wanna race my TEG?

wanna lick my nuts?

[HONDA GHANDI]

OWN3D!

[Jackrabbit]

I'll race you in the neon.

We are slooowwww. No match for the mighty '93 integra.

[VRPower]

any one wanna race my integra i bet i win :P

[VRPower]

any one wanna race my integra i bet i win :P

You better have somehting other than a Honda product uder the hood of that thing. Nitrous or turbo or even both you might catch me.. :fu:

[SleeperZ]

You better have somehting other than a Honda product uder the hood of that thing. Nitrous or turbo or even both you might catch me.. :fu:

Oh, listen to the fast VW ... :rolleyes:

Please report to the troll cage!

[fodo]

I heard of some guy in westy with a VW that's got a sticker saying "farfrommugen" wonder if that's him...

[BluByU]

You better have somehting other than a Honda product uder the hood of that thing. Nitrous or turbo or even both you might catch me.. :fu:

Better have your pain in the ass timing belt changed, OH and your spongy motor mounts better be changed as well.

[ryanman]

+1

[djet820]

wow so many people....so cocky...