There is another Stuart.....

[stu]

....in one of my classes. Funny thing is, it's a GIRL! I shit you not. I was sitting there thinking, "What kind of assholes must your parents be, to think you're going to be a boy, then when you're a girl, not even take three seconds to come up with a girls name?" I mean, it was bad enough for me growing up being named Stuart as it was (hearing the Addams Family tune everyday didn't help either). I almost started laughing, then I started thinking that they couldn't really say anything to me since I had the same name, and it got harder to hold it in.


Also, out of all the people on here who post with a name that starts with the letter "S", I have the most posts. ;)

[LeonZ]

well if you have the most posts on HAI, there is a good chance you have the most posts among those whose name starts with "S"

[Weston]

Dude... I don't know what your parents told you, but Stuart is a girls name... Have you really lived your whole life thinking it wasn't?

[powder311]

I feel the appocalypse growing near.. and if i spelled that right it should be ten points

[stu]

It's "Apocalypse," but since you were only one letter off, I'll glady give you seven points. :)

Weston: Seriously though, it's not like they wanted to name her Toni, or Jessie, or Jackie (they could call her Jack). I would like to hear the story of how that happened. Maybe I'll ask her one day.

Leo: I don't understand.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

Well if you speak your name frenchly it comes off as sounding like "twat". (silent r remember?) Hence Weston's claim that it is a girls name. Leo, I don't understand either? lol At least you can't womafy your name by putting an "e" at the end of it. Had one of my resellers do that to me on my cert, so they spelled my name "Justine" in big ass bold letters, WTF!?

[B20civic]

you might have a shit load of posts, but how many are actually worth a shit? this is directed twords ryanman too :o

[ricewizard]

b20civic you have got to start shit with everyone that has a different opinion than you. so please just get in your single stack mack with a girlscout in the back and shut the fu@k up!

[LeonZ]

I said since you have the most posts on HAI, obviously you have the most posts out of all those people whose name starts with S.

[ryanman]

B20 - eat mah cawk. I'll even feed it to you in a few days when I'm visiting.

[B20civic]

B20 - eat mah cawk. I'll even feed it to you in a few days when I'm visiting.
you're gay.

[ryanman]

Only when I'm happy. :)

[B20civic]

b20civic you have got to start shit with everyone that has a different opinion than you. so please just get in your single stack mack with a girlscout in the back and shut the fu@k up!
who said you dould remove your lips from ryanmans cock? douche. i wasnt starting shit. just stating a FACT.

[ryanman]

LOL

[ricewizard]

^up^ ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha hahahahhaahahhahahahahaha

[stu]

What? Seriously, all my posts are brimming with worth. I could say the same thing about your posts, but I'd rather watch you argue with Ryan and Chris so I won't say anything.

[B20civic]

i dont go around showing off my post count.


big post count = no life :p

[ryanman]

Where'd the other thread go?

[djet820]

I don't know any girls named Vincent and I have a lot of posts.

[Steve_C]

i'd have to agree, stu has the most posts, but his are entertaining or informative. now if his posts were less then 10 words like some other high posters on this board, that would be a different story

[David]

i'd have to agree, stu has the most posts, but his are entertaining or informative. now if his posts were less then 10 words like some other high posters on this board, that would be a different story
All of my posts have over ten words, steve.
















































boobs:D

[Weston]

All of my posts have over ten words, steve.

...

boobs:D

That's not over 10 words.

[djet820]

And neither is yours Weston. I just hate the people who do this

"Omg"
"WTF"
and blah. or the whole +1 in a random thread.

Is this other stuart hot? Maybe I should ask her out on a date and say I dated stu...

[Weston]

I'm not the one who said mine was over ten words, jackass. :D

[ryanman]

+1


JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT, the main reason I post stoopid shit is to get you guys pised off. You are all a bunch of little pansy asses that can't handle any heat. :king: :ring: :Peace:

[djet820]

+1


JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT, the main reason I post stoopid shit is to get you guys pised off. You are all a bunch of little pansy asses that can't handle any heat. :king: :ring: :Peace:

I actually like heat. I have this massage oil that heats up the more you rub it. Great for giving girls a nice warm massage and stroking your penis.

[ryanman]

I actually like heat. I have this massage oil that heats up the more you rub it. Great for giving girls a nice warm massage and stroking your penis.
LOL

[Weston]

+1


JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT, the main reason I post stoopid shit is to get you guys pised off. You are all a bunch of little pansy asses that can't handle any heat. :king: :ring: :Peace:

So your excuse is that you're just a troll? That would explain your contradictory posts and desire to start fights, but you missed something... Why is it that you get so worked up when someone says something about the boat or other possesions that you pretend to have? Seems like you're the "pansy ass that can't handle any heat".

[ryanman]

So your excuse is that you're just a troll? That would explain your contradictory posts and desire to start fights, but you missed something... Why is it that you get so worked up when someone says something about the boat or other possesions that you pretend to have? Seems like you're the "pansy ass that can't handle any heat".
Start fights? When? If your gonna talk shit on the net about me personally, be able to talk shit in real life and thats all I've mentioned. I don't get worked up about anything on the net, please. Pretend to have? HAHAHAHHA, I have everything I've bought. I can handle any heat anyone one on the net can throw at me.



You know how many fights I've been in during my whole life? About 3. :rolleyes:

[LeonZ]

I actually like heat. I have this massage oil that heats up the more you rub it. Great for giving girls a nice warm massage and stroking your penis.

WTF Scanner Boy?! Let's not talk about you stroking things, K?

[ryanman]

WTF Scanner Boy?! Let's not talk about you stroking things, K?
Only thing he needs to stroke is his printer cartridge and keep it warm.

[djet820]

Start fights? When? If your gonna talk shit on the net about me personally, be able to talk shit in real life and thats all I've mentioned. I don't get worked up about anything on the net, please. Pretend to have? HAHAHAHHA, I have everything I've bought. I can handle any heat anyone one on the net can throw at me.



You know how many fights I've been in during my whole life? About 3. :rolleyes:

You're a bitch, handle that heat lova boy.

[ryanman]

You're a bitch, handle that heat lova boy.

[Weston-work]

Start fights? When? If your gonna talk shit on the net about me personally, be able to talk shit in real life and thats all I've mentioned. I don't get worked up about anything on the net, please. Pretend to have? HAHAHAHHA, I have everything I've bought. I can handle any heat anyone one on the net can throw at me.



You know how many fights I've been in during my whole life? About 3. :rolleyes:

I meant starting Internet fights, and you know it. Even you aren't that clueless. If you don't get worked up about Internet crap, then why bother typing out that reply? I'd expect that you wouldn't have much time for this shit... you're too busy buying imaginary boats.

[ryanman]

I meant starting Internet fights, and you know it. Even you aren't that clueless. If you don't get worked up about Internet crap, then why bother typing out that reply? I'd expect that you wouldn't have much time for this shit... you're too busy buying imaginary boats.
Yeah exactly. I'm smart and I know alot of you guys on here are also. It's the internet and as I said earlier I don't take anything seriously on here unless it's a threat and I'm sure you and everyone else is the same way (or close). Imaginary boats? LMAO

[HONDA GHANDI]

b20civic you have got to start shit with everyone that has a different opinion than you. so please just get in your single stack mack with a girlscout in the back and shut the fu@k up!


Hey that rhymed. Xcept it should have said:

"Get in your single stack mack with a girl scout in the back and shut your fucking crack."

[ryanman]

haha