CARS AND WHAT THEY MEAN

[ricewizard]

... What your car says about you:

Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mazda Miata - I do not fear anything but my boyfriend temper
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie
Porsche 944 - l am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
Subaru - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Isuzu
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
18 Wheeler - gay or bysexual

[Mario]

18 Wheeler - gay or bysexual

It's ok Pat, we understand. :)

[-=[Juztin]=-]

I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well :rofl: that's the closest I could come to a "Z" lol

That was some funny azzzzz shit rice wizard :rofl: niceeeee

[stu]

Nice add on at the end there Ricemagician.

[ryanman]

haha, good one's

[Weston]

That's old. You can tell that whoever wrote it is some insecure Mustang driver, since that is the only car with something favorable said about it.

[B20civic]

Peterbilt 379 - I drive one of the most beautiful things on the road, wich has 40 years of the same styling and is still best sold among class 8 trucks.

[B20civic]

ricewizard, http://www.highaltitudeimports.com/showpost.php?p=232418&postcount=34

[ryanman]

Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

You forgot to mention it only lasted for 5 deliveries.

[ricewizard]

i dont need to say anything.

[ryanman]

lol

[Skaterkid]

Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall
Yeah so what?

Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports
Fuck J.D.

[B20civic]

Bicycle with no seat - Ricewizard's vehicle

[shane]

You can tell that whoever wrote it is some insecure Mustang driver, since that is the only car with something favorable said about it.

Spoken like a true insecure honda/acura driver.

[BluByU]

What about the ones they left out?

Mitsubishi Eclipse- Aamco gives me every 3rd tranny free
Mistubishi 3000GT- Me too!

[B20civic]

What about the ones they left out?

Mitsubishi Eclipse- Aamco gives me every 3rd tranny free
Mistubishi 3000GT- Me too!
ahahahahahahhahaahahah


is that the same for the older galant vr4s?

[CXhatchboy520]

Geo Metro- i don't need anything but a body motor tranny seats and steering wheel
Rusty 79 Chevrolet 1/2 ton- I jus rawled in frum sawthern myississippay

[chris_venturini]

subaru WRX- i have the same car as everyone else
STI- I think my car is faster than everyone elses
srt-4- I think my car is faster than an STI
DSM- my name is ryanman and im a postwhore
nissan altima- Im a lazy fuck thats too cheap to fix a bumper so i just put a bra over it
ok im out of ideas,

[RiceBurner00]

That's old. You can tell that whoever wrote it is some insecure Mustang driver, since that is the only car with something favorable said about it.

aw, you wish it was a Buick, someone has a temper :cheers:

[BluByU]

Project Si- Nothing like a tin can with a supercharged B16 in it and a little "character" on the roof and hood!

[ryanman]

DSM- my name is ryanman and im a postwhore

WTF are you talkin about Willis? I haven't owned a DSM in about a week. Sold em all.

[ryanman]

Here is some more. Some are the same but with different saying's.

Acura Integra: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune selling the engine to some kid with a Civic.

BMW 745 (2003): I have always wanted to own the Pontiac Aztek of German Luxury Sedans

Cadillac Catera: I learned nothing from the Cimarron

Cadillac CTS: I learned nothing from the Catera

Cadillac Eldorado: I am a pimp

Cadillac Escalade EXT: I enjoy scaring small children

Cadillac Deville: I am a very good Mary Kay Salesperson

Chevrolet Avalanche: I really enjoy scaring small children

Chevrolet Blazer: I would not be caught dead in a Ford Explorer

Chevrolet Caprice: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them (see Ford Crown Victoria too)

Chevrolet Cavalier coupe: I start 11th grade in the fall

Chevrolet Cavalier sedan: I teach first grade and I voted for both George H.W. and George W. Bush

Chevrolet Corvair: I will beat you up if you ask me whether I voted for Ralph Nader

Chrysler P.T. Cruiser: I know, I know. I think it should have been a Plymouth, too.

Chrysler Voyager: I am a soccer mom

Citroen 2CV: Je trouve vos sembler d'automobile étranges, aussi

Dodge Caravan: I am a little league mom

Daewoo Leganza: I have always wanted to own the Oldsmobile of Korean automobiles

Dodge Diplomat: I used to enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them

Dodge Durango: I will not be caught dead in a Ford Explorer

Dodge Neon: I cannot stand the Macarena

Dodge Power Wagon: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Ford Excursion: I love the spotted owl. Tastes just like bald eagle

Ford Expedition: I have always wanted to own the Range Rover of American SUVs

Ford Explorer: I would not be caught dead in a minivan

Ford Ranchero: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Honda Accord: I am getting tired of those What Would Jesus Drive? jokes.

Honda Civic: I have seen The Fast and the Furious 25 times

Honda Civic Hybrid: I haven't

Hummer H1: I pronouce it Cah-lee-for-nee-ah.

Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years in order to get this car

Jaguar XK8: I sold my Enron stock just in time

Kia Rio: I didn't

Lexus LS400: I am the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45

Lincoln Navigator: I don't bother comparing gas prices

Lincoln Town Car: I have always wanted to own a Lincoln even uglier than their 1958 line-up

Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

Mercury Sable Station Wagon: I am afraid of my wife

Mercedes 600SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph

Mini (Austin, British Leyland, BMC, Cooper, Morris, Rover, etc.): I have seen The Italian Job 25 times

Mini (BMW): I plan on seeing The Italian Job 25 times

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII: I eat Subaru WRX's for breakfast

MGB: I am dating a mechanic

Nissan Altima: I don't know what it means, either

Nissan Maxima: I am still in the closet

Nissan Sentra: I am an accountant and I voted for George W. Bush

Nissan Tsuru: Soy contable y voté por Vicente Fox.

Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings

Oldsmobile Bravada: I know, I know. At least they're killing the Aztek, too.

Oldsmobile Cutlass Cruiser: I get carsick driving minivans

Oldsmobile Delta 88 Diesel: I am also on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Opel Vectra: Ich habe wünschte immer zu eigenem den Saturn L series der deutschen Familie sedans.

Plymouth Breeze: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a Mercedes-Benz product that is no longer being made.

Plymouth Neon: I enjoy the Macarena

Plymouth Voyager: I am still a soccer mom

Pontiac Aztek: I am getting paid to drive this thing

Pontiac Firebird: I still watch Rockford Files reruns

Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock

Pontiac Vibe: I have always wanted to drive the Toyota Matrix of American compact wagons

Porsche 928: I am dating big-haired women who would otherwise be inaccessable to me, but paid more for my car.

Range Rover: I have always wanted to own the BMW X5 Ford Expedition of British SUVs

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Maggie Thatcher is a touch too Whig for me

Rover 3500: I am married to a mechanic

SAAB 900: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys either...

Saturn ION: I do not care about Car and Driver or Automobile Magazine or their road tests

Saturn L series: I am in the Federal Witness Protection program

Saturn SL1: I hope someday to make it to a gathering in Spring Hill

Saturn SL2: I made it to a gathering in Spring Hill

Saturn VUE: I have always wanted to own the Saturn of SUVs

Subaru WRX: I eat Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII's for lunch

Suzuki Grand Vitara: I do not want to know what it means

Toyota Camry: I have always wanted to own the Chevrolet Biscayne of Japanese family sedans

Toyota Echo: I have always wanted to own a Japanese compact even uglier than the Datsun 710

Toyota Matrix: I have always wanted to own the Pontiac Vibe of Japanese compact wagons

Volkswagen Jetta: I enjoy putting out engine fires

Volvo (any): I will beat you up if you ask me about that @#!$%^! Everclear song

Volvo 740 Wagon: I am afraid of my wife

[LeonZ]

Haha - Pontiac Aztek: I am getting paid to drive this thing

My friend has one but it is a work car and everyone has one in white at his job. so it's true.

[Aaron]

I'm with you blubyU

[Robert_K]

subaru WRX- i have the same car as everyone else
srt-4- I think my car is faster than an STI
Honda Civic: I have seen The Fast and the Furious 25 times
Evolution VIII: I eat Subaru WRX's for breakfast
LOL Those are funny!!!

WRX: I eat Evolution VIII's for lunch
^Maybe a WRX "STi". :Peace:

[Skaterkid]

Thanks for digging up a year old thread! N00b

[Robert_K]

Thanks for digging up a year old thread! N00b

:fu: Oh, Its not even a year old. ;nutkick; :peace:

[ryanman]

Actually I was looking for this list earlier and couldn't find it. Thanks nooB!!!










How in the hell did you find this?

[Robert_K]

Did a search for "Evolution"

[ryanman]

Ahh, ok.

[chris_venturini]

Even a year ago i was still a badass.

[LeonZ]

Even a year ago i was still a badass.
Chris. Think of the times from a year ago... It was great. I mean, you stopped going to school, got w0mown3d, moved from mike's house without telling him, lol. Great times. I was a bad ass too.

[STIBungy]

No you werent. You drove an Accord. ;NutKick;

I was a bad ass too.

[ryanman]

I'm just the same old e-asshole I was before.

[LeonZ]

No you werent. You drove an Accord. ;NutKick;
you drive an accord right now. I was still a badass.

[ryanman]

http://home.insightbb.com/~civicman86/retard.jpg

[CT9A]

LMAO!

[chris_venturini]

YES!!!!!!!!!!

[JL LGT]

LMFAO! That's just wrong Ryanman!