exciv2000
01-13-2004, 11:53 AM
> Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
> the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
> space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the
> product information.
>
> In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
> launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system
> activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting
and
> Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
> selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting
> to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
> Girlfriend
> 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
>
> Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User.
>
> REPLY:
>
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about. It is due to a
> primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
> 1.0, thinking that it is merely a Utilities and Entertainment program.
> Wife
> 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
> EVERYTHING!!!
>
> It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend
> 7.0.
> hidden operating systems files cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0,
so
> nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the
> program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
> Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.
>
> Some have tried Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems
> than in the original system. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
> Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and
> work
> on improving the situation.
>
> I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
> software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest
> that you read the entire section regarding 'General Partnership Faults' !
> (GPFs.)
> Your Wife 1.0 does a scan for GPFs during it's monthly program maintenance
> scan (PMS).
>
> You must assume joint responsibility for any faults and problems that
> occur,
> regardless of their cause. You will also find that GPFs are cyclical.
> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. Avoid
> excessive use of C:\YESDEAR because ultimately you will have to give the
> APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
>
> Remember, the system will run smoothly as long as you share the blame for
> all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
> maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean
> and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 (which replaces Burn It 1.0), and Do Bills 4.2.
>
> You must, however, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper
> use
> will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this
> happens,
> the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
> additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 should this
> happen.
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
> Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
> irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of luck, Tech Support
>
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
> the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
> space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the
> product information.
>
> In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
> launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system
> activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting
and
> Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
> selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting
> to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
> Girlfriend
> 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
>
> Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User.
>
> REPLY:
>
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about. It is due to a
> primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
> 1.0, thinking that it is merely a Utilities and Entertainment program.
> Wife
> 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
> EVERYTHING!!!
>
> It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend
> 7.0.
> hidden operating systems files cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0,
so
> nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the
> program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
> Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.
>
> Some have tried Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems
> than in the original system. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
> Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and
> work
> on improving the situation.
>
> I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
> software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest
> that you read the entire section regarding 'General Partnership Faults' !
> (GPFs.)
> Your Wife 1.0 does a scan for GPFs during it's monthly program maintenance
> scan (PMS).
>
> You must assume joint responsibility for any faults and problems that
> occur,
> regardless of their cause. You will also find that GPFs are cyclical.
> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. Avoid
> excessive use of C:\YESDEAR because ultimately you will have to give the
> APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
>
> Remember, the system will run smoothly as long as you share the blame for
> all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
> maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean
> and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 (which replaces Burn It 1.0), and Do Bills 4.2.
>
> You must, however, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper
> use
> will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this
> happens,
> the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
> additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 should this
> happen.
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
> Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
> irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of luck, Tech Support
>