Test

[-=[Juztin]=-]

postwhore

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postwhore

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test

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post

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whore

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lol

[john]

asshammer.

[STIBungy]

testes....1, 2.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

byatch mutha fucka VLAN skank lol

[BluByU]

Your car dosen't have door handles in that pic. How the HELL do you get in?

[-=[Juztin]=-]

I teleport my azz bro lol, it's the latest shaved door mod >:-)

[ryanman]

+1

[-=[Juztin]=-]

(burp)

[ryanman]

Who farted? damn

[-=[Juztin]=-]

did you grab my ass?

[chris_venturini]

the only reason you did this was to pass me in posts, well ill show you.

[chris_venturini]

haha

[chris_venturini]

one post closer

[chris_venturini]

only 30 more to go

[chris_venturini]

damn this is too much work, i could be sleeping instead.

[chris_venturini]

=-']postwhoretrue

[chris_venturini]

=-']did you grab my ass?it was leo

[-=[Juztin]=-]

you bastard! :rofl:

[chris_venturini]

stop posting, or ill have to keep doing this.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

+1

[-=[Juztin]=-]

lol :fu:

[chris_venturini]

+1000 seventy billion

[chris_venturini]

damn you justin

[chris_venturini]

Isnt it wierd that you and I have only been members for 3 months? it seems like more than that.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

+1000 seventy billion & 1 BYATCH! :D :fu:

[forum]

stfu n00b

[SpeedStar91]

^he's drunk forum. read the chipotle thread. we ended up not going friday and so they got bored and went to get plastered.

[TXKompressor]

ha forum is drunk too, hes with us at my house, oh this is chris anyway, i was too lazy to log out.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

brian is the alcohol n00b :fu: ...............+1

[djet820]

man alive...you damn drunk people.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

I'm still kinda feeling that buzz, hell ya +1 byatch :fu:

[djet820]

I have 10x as many posts as you. +1 as much as you want lol.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

but i have a life of drukedness :fu: +1

[-=[Juztin]=-]

lol +1 only 4,045 more to go

[djet820]

Yeah don't worry, you can stop any time you want.

I have a feeling this might get locked

[CT9A]

Yeah don't worry, you can stop any time you want.

I have a feeling this might get locked

+1 while I still have the chance.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

hell ya lol, more peeps jumpen in on the postwhore fun lol :rofl: +1!

[CT9A]

Printer and I joined in the same month, look at the differences in post numbers! LOL.

[David]

:o

[02AccordV6]

damn u justin.

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i

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was

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wondering

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how

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u

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have

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soooooo

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many

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posts

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?????

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Now

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I

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know

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your

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secret

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.

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hehehe

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hehehe :D

[02AccordV6]

^^^^^^ Is this guy a jackass or what? ;Slap:

[Kwando]

damn your post whores!

[Skaterkid]

I think I'll join in the whoring

[Skaterkid]

I'm losing out to Juztin and Chris

[chris_venturini]

yes you are

[chris_venturini]

and you will never catch us.

[chris_venturini]

I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want relationship!
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to know your name.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to meet you mom.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane
when you give me that bang, bang, bang!

[chris_venturini]

Ok, Annie, listen.
I don’t want to make sex, eat chocolate, look at animals, take walk.
No.
You come home and you say, “Hashmeer touch me down there,
I like that.”
I don’t think so Annie, don’t have time,
want to drink, cigarette, you know.
You know what I need Annie? I’ll tell you what.

[chris_venturini]

I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to talk to you.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to know your name
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want relationship.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane
when you give me that bang, bang, bang!

[chris_venturini]

Oh, Hashmeer, Hashmeer, you look so good in that hat.
Why don’t you give me lots of kaiss?
WROOONG!!
I don’t think so Annie.
You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon, idiot!
I don’t have time. I have too many women.
All I got time for you know what is?

[chris_venturini]

Waitress: Good afternoon, Waffle House.
Group X Guy: Oh, telling me this, telling me that. All right, um, listen...
Waitress: Huh?
Group X Guy: Hello?
Waitress: Hello?
Group X Guy: Well you...I'm calling for some information from you,
if you can help me out phoning.
Waitress: What kind of information?
Group X Guy: Well here's what happened. I came into your restaurant
to get some dinner and a movie and other things with my son. We sat
down, had dinner and a drink and a piece of coffee. Then I had to leave.
Waitress: Uh-huh.
Group X Guy: And so he's supposed to be waiting off there for me, in the
outside or maybe someplace else, and could you tell me if he is still there
waiting on me for to come?
Waitress: I don't think so. Are you sure you've got the right Waffle House?
Group X Guy: Listen, I know--What's your name again?
Waitress: My name's Mary.
Group X Guy: Mary. M-Mommy. I remember seeing who you were when I
was in the store, so could you--there's no little boys with black faces
and heads on them in your store?
Waitress: No, there ain't but two people here and an older man.
Group X Guy: Are you su-Older! Oh, he might be one of the older men,
you might want to check on that.
Waitress: Was you on Perrigram Street?
Group X Guy: I was--yes, because see I live right on near you, I live in
the woods back-
Waitress: There's no young boys in here.
Group X Guy: No yo-shit. Oh, this is bad. You know, could you--
Waitress: Why don't you come in here?
Group X Guy: No. Do you think he's hurt?
Waitress: Huh?
Group X Guy: Do you think he is hurt?
Waitress: Hurt?
Group X Guy: Hurt, you know, if he is not there he must-could you lo--oh,
here maybe he is in the bathroom!
Waitress: No, I-
Group X Guy: He likes to go, you know, wipe on his shit in the toilet for
a minute, or touch-
Waitress: I have been in here since 2 o'clock and there's none.
Group X Guy: He goes in there for a long time sometimes, I bet I know
what he's doing, but could you look?
Waitress: Well this man here was just in the restroom just about a few
minutes ago and there's no one in there.
Group X Guy: "This man here," could I talk to this man? And see if maybe
he saw him in there? Do you think that might help?
Waitress: No. What time was you in here today?
Group X Guy: Oh no it was not today, it was two days ago you know.
Waitress: Well how long has that boy been down here?
Group X Guy: Oh I told him to wait. If he did not wait then it is his fault.
And if he is lost and dead, I don't care! Because you know, he's supposed
to wait!
Waitress: Well I'm-I've been here since two and there's no little boys.
Group X Guy: Oh GOD DAMN HIM! Could you look outside for a minute? Maybe
he is crawling in the trash can.
Waitress: Sir, I've got people--I'm by myself and I've got this man waiting
to be waited on.
Group X Guy: You're trying to keep my child from me!
Waitress: I can't go outside!
Group X Guy: You are trying not to let me find him! (Just find him?) Listen,
I am trying not to get angry at you, I know it's not your fault if my son is
dead with two children in his face, but-
Waitress: Hold on a minute.
Group X Guy: Look, PLEASE! PLEASE WAIT ONE MINUTE AND HELP!
Waitress: Well I-Hold on a minute.
Group X Guy: BY GOD! "Wait one minute!" Now I am very upset and it
is because of you!
Manager: Hello?
Group X Guy: Hello?
Manager: What seems to be the problem?
Group X Guy: Oh-now your lady has told me to me my son is missing
from your store! He was in your store! Two days ago! And now he is
not and I'm supposed to come take him to the airport!
Manager: What's his name?
Group X Guy: Franz.
Manager: What is it?
Group X Guy: F- Bobby.
Manager: Bobby?
Group X Guy: Robby! Robby the sheik!
Manager: There's nobody in here.
Group X Guy: No I know he is! He is waiting outside, could you not look
for one minute?
Manager: All right, what's he look like?
Group X Guy: Oh, do you know what a little boy looks like? That's what
he does! He has black, black earrings and two friends with names.
Manager: OK, I'll go look.
Group X Guy: And he wears shirts a lot. (click) Shit. I know he's dead. (hangs up)
Manager: Waffle House, this is James speaking, can I help you?
Group X Guy: Yes, this isthe man I was talking to a moment ago?
Manager: There's nobody out there.
Group X Guy: Oh he's not? Listen, I'm trying to be calm. I'm trying not
to get upset. I'm just very upset because my son is not there.
Manager: Have you called the police sir?
Group X Guy: I am going to. I'm-see listen. Do you work off at this place?
Manager: What's that? (connection lost)
Group X Guy: Shit. I know he's dead. (later) Can I order a sandwich?
To go? Maybe if I find him he will not be-
Manager: What would you like?
Group X Guy: What do you recommend please?
Manager: What would you like?
Group X Guy: A hot ham sandwich.
Manager: A what?
Group X Guy: A hot ham sandwich.
Manager: A hot ham sandwich?
Group X Guy: Yes. A HOT HAM SANDWICH!
Manager: The best thing to do is call the police, OK?
Group X Guy: Could I just come up and talk to you maybe?
Maybe you could tell me more information about my son and where he
was cooking and where he was sitting and what he was eating and why and why...
Manager: I don't know-
Group X Guy: WHY AND WHY? Please?
(later)
Group X Guy: Speak to me man, don't tell me about your penis, I don't care.
Manager: But you asked about it.
Group X Guy: WHAT?
Manager: You just asked about it.
Group X Guy: I DID NOT ASK ABOUT YOUR PEEN-YOU-US!
Manager: Oh, what did you ask about?
Group X Guy: I am getting VERY upset now! You have been a very
good helper up until now! Trying to sexually assault me...
Manager: Let me apologize.
Group X Guy: Go ahead and apologize then.
Manager: I'm so sorry.
Group X Guy: Wait a minute I want to hear a better apology than that.
Manager: Then what should I say?
Group X Guy: "I am sorry that my American peen-you-us is not as good as yours."
Manager: I'm sorry my American penis is not as good as yours.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

damn you Chris!

[-=[Juztin]=-]

The Homeboyz

SPHERE OF AWARENESS: Miles, as they're continuously scanning the horizon for rival Homeboyz, potential dating material, and anybody with a louder stereo system than theirs.
CHANCES OF ENCOUNTER: High
AVERAGE SPEED: Below the speed limit
DRIVING STYLE: Aggressive
DE******ION: There are four primary types of Homeboyz to be aware of: white, black, Hispanic, and Asian. Other groups, such as the Icelandic Homeboyz and the Norwegian Homeboyz, probably exist, but don't have such a strong presence. The Homeboyz can be easily spotted thanks to an early warning detection system known as "sticking your head outside the window." If you hear a faint, repetitious thumping noise, you can be almost sure that a Homeboy is somewhere within a 15 mile radius of your automobile. Homeboyz vehicles are notorious for going against the "traditional" vehicle cost structure (how the majority of the money invested in the vehicle is spent) which is as follows:

1) The car itself
2) Additional safety features
3) Burglar protection system

Instead, the cost structure for Homeboyz cars is as follows:

1) Stereo system
2) Tires
3) Spoiler / stick-on decals that display their car manufacturer's name in gigantic letters

The actual cost of the car ranks somewhere around 158th place, right below "crown-shaped air freshener". As a result, you will see many Homeboyz driving around in "souped up" (read as: "has car doors from a totally different vehicle") cars like stolen and recently impounded Hondas. Despite having an above average Sphere of Awareness, Homeboyz are usually reclined back in their seats to the point where the top of their forehead is well below the dashboard. Many scientists studying the habits of Homeboyz were at a loss to explain how they were able to see their surroundings through the metal and plastic of the car, at least until Dr. Rex Mendoza was able to capture a Homeboy-mobile and examine the interior. He was surprised to learn that Homeboyz have actually evolved to their driving style, featuring something dubbed a "Homeboy Periscope" which allows them to see the road in front of their car while being submerged up to five feet below the dashboard. If you encounter a Homeboy, do NOT under any circumstances look in its general direction, as the glare from all the chrome of the vehicle and the 10 cubic tons of imitation gold around their necks will instantly blind you.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

JACKSONVILLE, FL—An uneventful late-night shift turned exciting Monday, when cashier Brett Runnells reported that a "carload of faggots just pulled up to the drive-thru" of the Summit Avenue Hardee's.


Above: The Hardee's order board.
"Guys, you gotta check out these flame-o's!" the 17-year-old Runnells told coworkers, switching off his headset microphone to relay the breaking news. "They sound so gay, you wouldn't believe it!"

According to Runnells' cash-register order log, the carload of faggots pulled up to the drive-thru order board at 1:12 a.m. Before they had even advanced to the pick-up window, however, news of the group had spread to the entire five-person kitchen staff.

"Jeff, come to the drive-thru register, quick!" said prep-table worker Carla Haig, 18, summoning coworker Jeff Beech from the walk-in cooler, where he had been stacking boxes of frozen Crispy Curls. "Brett says there's a huge carload of homos ordering!"

Beech dropped the boxes and hurried to the pick-up window, joining Runnells, Haig, and the rest of the kitchen staff. The group immediately began speculating about what the customers would look like.

"I bet they're all in tight white tank-tops and little short shorts," Beech said. "They probably all have mustaches, too, like that dude from Queen."

Runnells said that when he took the order, he could hear "some kind of gay disco music" blaring from the car. He also noted that the faggots were in high spirits.


Above: Brett Runnells, who took the carload of faggots' order.
"The car pulled up, and I was like, 'Welcome to Hardee's, may I take your order?'" Runnells said. "When I said that, they all started laughing hysterically. Then, one of them asked for a Frisco Burger without mayo, and I was like, 'That'll take an extra couple of minutes,' and that made them laugh even more. I've heard gay guys before, but these guys were really gay."

Added Runnells: "One of them ordered the Big Beef Burger, and he totally said it like, 'Yes, I want the Big Beef.' And all the other guys in the car were like, 'Ooh, yeah, give it to me, baby!' That's when I knew for sure."

The carload of faggots is believed to be the same group spotted earlier in the evening at The Rainbow Room, a popular Jacksonville gay nightspot. Rainbow Room bartender Brad Segoe said he saw a group of five men between the ages of 21 and 24 leave the bar together at approximately 12:45 a.m. after several hours of dancing and drinking.

Segoe noted that several of the men, "especially the really built blond one," were quite drunk by the time they left, which is consistent with Runnells' account.

"These guys were so totally flamed out," Runnells said. "The weird thing is, they weren't hiding it at all."

According to Dr. Judith Wald, author of Straight But Not Narrow: Teaching Tolerance In A Heterosexual World, it is natural for Runnells to be curious about people so different from himself.

"At such a young age, Brett has had little contact with openly gay individuals, especially those who are so comfortable with their sexual orientation," Wald said. "This drive-thru experience may prove to be a tremendous learning experience for him."

As of press time, Runnells and the other Hardee's employees remain huddled near the drive-thru window to get a look at the carload of faggots when they pick up their order.