quotes ive heard

[celica man]

just though i would share some quotes i heard this weekend


"if you find a job you love, youll never have to work again."

"the difference between men and boys, is the speed of there toys"

[ryanman]

"if you find a job you love, youll never have to work again."

"the difference between men and boys, is the speed of there toys"
Damn those are good.

[john]

s/speed/price/g

[stu]

Dr. Jones gave me this one:

If you give a man a fire, you'll keep him warm for the rest of the night. But if you set a man on fire, you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life.

Or something like that. It's my new favorite quote.

[chris_venturini]

Dr. Jones gave me this one:

If you give a man a fire, you'll keep him warm for the rest of the night. But if you set a man on fire, you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life.

Or something like that. It's my new favorite quote.
thats my sig on another forum, and it goes, " build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

[celica man]

"Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror"

"He who walks in another’s tracks leaves no footprints"

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"

[celica man]

God gave us two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use. Head you win, tail you lose

[celica man]

here ya go

http://www.geocities.com/lkp42/quotes.html

[chris_venturini]

People say i must be an awful person, but its not true, i have the heart of a young boy.............in a jar on my desk.

[newt2]

My favorite quote is a bit more serious than the funny ones everyone else posted but what the hell....

It's by that liberal no good hippie Benjamin Franklin. I find it very applicable to modern times:

"Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

[stu]

I've got a bunch of Abraham Lincoln quotes that I like.

[2genCRX]

i got one "fuck quotes live your own life"

[-=[Juztin]=-]

"Did you grab my ass!?"

[chris_venturini]

=-']"Did you grab my ass!?"Night at the roxbury?

[-=[Juztin]=-]

Hell ya lol

[chris_venturini]

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Dan Quayle.

Damnit Justin, your catching up to me in posts again, time to postwhore.

[V8SpankR]

"Read my lips,no new taxes" -George Bush Sr.

[stu]

i got one "fuck quotes live your own life"


And look where it got you.... ;NutKick;

[1998cc]

"A man without Jesus is like a fish without a bicycle."
"Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger."

[garria]

"Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger." hah lol that was freakin funny keep them coming. 'burnout:

[GiRLieGirL SoL]

"it is better to be critized by a wise man than to be praised by a fool"

"cherish our children, for they take on the national debt"

I got the second one from a fortune cookie.

[djet820]

"Procastination is like masturbation, it feels great till you realized you fucked yourself"

"God made pot and man made beer, who do you trust?"

"Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordian"

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swisshold the America's soccer cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. "

[Derrickcxhatch]

"Men do what thay wont, boys do what thay can"
Project Pat

[SlamMan]

Jesus saves... rebound Forsberg, he shoots he scores!

[-=[Juztin]=-]

Hahah Chris, no amount of postwhoreing will help!

"grep my ballz"
(said it when I was in an argument w/ one of the windowz MCSE's over here)