OWN3D by bird crap

[ryanman]

This is why I don't park under trees.

http://www.eu4ik.com/random/shittagain.jpg
http://www.eu4ik.com/random/shittagain2.jpg

[exciv2000]

ugh... I can't even imagine cleaning that shit off... I don't even think a high pressure washer would help much, unless you had like $40 dollars in quarters.

[V8SpankR]

OMG,that must have benn there for a while;hopefully he had a very good coat of wax or that paint might not be cleanable.

[LeonZ]

looks like somebody dumped a huge bucket with 200 years worth of bird crap on that car

[phil]

i glad i finished eating my lunch before looking at this thread.

[THRICE]

Someone clearly tossed that all over the front of the car. Notice how there is one huge mass of it on the hood and on the roof it is much thinner.

[THRICE]

Not to mention the rest of the cars are sparkling.

[exciv2000]

Someone clearly tossed that all over the front of the car. Notice how there is one huge mass of it on the hood and on the roof it is much thinner.

While I will admit my monitor here at work sucks balls as far as brightness and clarity of pictures, it could be that the roof is not under the tree branches and leaves, and the hood is. just a thought.

[celica man]

i heard that the birds shit on cars that shine because the glare jacks up there flight pattern. so if there was more shine on the hood.......the birds will poop on the hood more than the rest of the car. just a thought

[exciv2000]

i heard that the birds shit on cars that shine because the glare jacks up there flight pattern. so if there was more shine on the hood.......the birds will poop on the hood more than the rest of the car. just a thought

Wait, at closer inspection I do see leaves on the hood and windshield. So the car has probably been sitting under the tree for weeks... birds probably love that tree and love to shit out of it. Perhaps it's at an airport? The cars next to it, again, probably not under the leaves and branches of the tree, and also moved more frequently. looks real to me.

[95GSRB18C]

goodbye to that paint job.

[djet820]

Sickness

[eu4ik]

i took those pics. they are at oklahoma state university.. and thats not fake.. my car got shit on as well as a bunch of others but i only got pics a couple of times. one of em i put my site's logo on so i could track it all voer the net then i decided it was too much of a pain in the ass.

http://www.eu4ik.com/random/shitt.jpg
http://www.eu4ik.com/random/pwn3dagain.jpg
http://www.eu4ik.com/random/oct21/Dsc05719.jpg
http://www.eu4ik.com/random/oct21/Dsc05741.jpg


and the edelbrock sticker was a joke, ive got an edelbrock nitrous kit. anyhow, enjoy.

[ryanman]

OMFG dood, that is bad.

[exciv2000]

Damn, that is plain DISGUSTING! Why the hell do the birds all use that tree for a toilet?

[Aracheon]

That's utterly disgusting.

Cya clearcoat! Cya paint!