ricer anthem

[mustang50]

ricer anthem

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?

Try NOS and get your motor f***ed up worse then mine is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.

And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.

Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it
took me to put my altezzas on.

"Come here bastard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a f***; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
But dem goddamn V ten Ponies smoke me all the time.

99% of my crew I have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
****, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!

Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks bitchin on a front wheel drive.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner

ha ha thought ud njoy it

[TheJackal]

damn thats old, but still funny

[stu]

I've never seen that before, but that's damn funny, thanks for the laugh.

[B20civic]

that is sooo retarded. from the mind of a domestic driver.....

[David]

Originally posted by B20civic
that is sooo retarded. from the mind of a domestic driver.....

your just saying that cause you like m&m:p

[Violator]

lol, thats some funny shit

[djet820]

hahaha funny shiet...but where's the domestic rice on there?

[B20civic]

Originally posted by 4g63_KickAss
your just saying that cause you like m&m:p nooooooo! i hate m&m and i hate rap :guns: :eek:

[B20civic]

Originally posted by djet820
hahaha funny shiet...but where's the domestic rice on there? No such thing! [/domestic driver]

[cherrybombcivic]

Why dont you like eminem b20?

[B20civic]

Originally posted by cherrybombcivic
Why dont you like eminem b20? i dislike rap/hip hop in general

[RiceBurner00]

good shit

[cherrybombcivic]

but im asking why u dont like eminem? the lyrics, the beats, shit towards women what? by catorgorzing him without listening youre limiting yourself.

[B20civic]

Originally posted by cherrybombcivic
but im asking why u dont like eminem? the lyrics, the beats, shit towards women what? by catorgorzing him without listening youre limiting yourself. I have listened to him before. he makes stupid music. he is a no talent ass clown.

[Mario]

I'd have to disagree with that... that's like saying Britany Spears has no talent. Because even though I hate her - I am sure she has quite the stash of cash due to her success.

[CO S13]

Besides all that I like this song.

[THRICE]

It wasn't that funny. Hellefieds "Rice-Rice baby" was funnier.

[CO S13]

I agree that "Rice-Rice baby" is really funny.

[TedR719]

haha

[sinbad]

that is funny