IMKman00
04-26-2003, 01:51 PM
K...so why does everyone assume that a little AZN civic with shiny rims and a body kit is fast? Gets irritating sometimes having everyone and their dog try to race me all the time....Although, my two best experiences are as follows:
#1: Nice day, cruising around with a Jamba Juice and the sunroof open only to be accosted by an annoying like 50 yr old dude in a Viper GTS...Yeah, like i can hang with this fuck (not so much). Buut just for shits i give him a little rev at the stoplight. he gets instantly serious, looking like he's getting ready to run the indy 500 or some shit, and drops the clutch from like red line....funny to see a dude tear off, burning up like 500 bucks worth of tire in the process, then noticing that i didn't move off the line...Guy could just give me the finger and drive away.
#2: Rainy as fuck, driving home from a crappy 13 hour work day, not wanting anything but to get home and drink myself to sleep. Punk ass kid in a brand new WS6 begins to follow me after i gave him the *jackoff motion* in response to him reving at me. I figured, what the hell, lets see how punk ass can handle his RWD in the rain...took him around a fairly substantial curve getting onto church ranch and got about a half mile down the road before i noticed he wasn't behind me anymore...Low and behold Mr. PunkAss spun 180 degrees, tagged the median, and rippied his back wheels off....his bad. I felt sorry for him and let him use my cell phone to call his mom and a tow truck....
Morals of the story: Not all Hondas are fast, but by god, some of their drivers are mean :mad:
#1: Nice day, cruising around with a Jamba Juice and the sunroof open only to be accosted by an annoying like 50 yr old dude in a Viper GTS...Yeah, like i can hang with this fuck (not so much). Buut just for shits i give him a little rev at the stoplight. he gets instantly serious, looking like he's getting ready to run the indy 500 or some shit, and drops the clutch from like red line....funny to see a dude tear off, burning up like 500 bucks worth of tire in the process, then noticing that i didn't move off the line...Guy could just give me the finger and drive away.
#2: Rainy as fuck, driving home from a crappy 13 hour work day, not wanting anything but to get home and drink myself to sleep. Punk ass kid in a brand new WS6 begins to follow me after i gave him the *jackoff motion* in response to him reving at me. I figured, what the hell, lets see how punk ass can handle his RWD in the rain...took him around a fairly substantial curve getting onto church ranch and got about a half mile down the road before i noticed he wasn't behind me anymore...Low and behold Mr. PunkAss spun 180 degrees, tagged the median, and rippied his back wheels off....his bad. I felt sorry for him and let him use my cell phone to call his mom and a tow truck....
Morals of the story: Not all Hondas are fast, but by god, some of their drivers are mean :mad: