Being slow sucks and ricers suck too.

[stu]

So just a few minutes ago I was unsucessful in shutting down a classic ricer fly-by, so I'm pretty pissed off. This guy is going into my neighborhood, I was in the left lane and he was in the right. He waited until I was about two cars in front of him and he got on it. I saw him and took it down to second gear to try to initiate a counter attack. Well, he gained too much momentum and blew by me and I was only able to pull back up to his rear quarter panel and hold him there. Then, going up into the neighborhood, the right lane merges into the left, and rather than hold him in the gutter like the "red mist" wanted me to do, I knew that being responsible was the thing to do and loet off and made plenty of room for him to get in front of me. Then, after my rational act of kindness, I get a full 45 seconds of the flashers, then some more flashers instead of a turb signal when he turned off the main road to arrive at his circle jerk. He was in the last model Altima before they got really fast, and I think he had three other people with him. I lost (I wont say fair and square becuase it was a fly-by) but oh well. However, I am sick and tired of being soooooo slow.

So.....now I am in the mood to work my ass off so I can achieve my goals of the turbo set-up. So, if there is anyone who would like to sell me any turbo components (for a T3/T4 set-up) I would appreciate a pm.
P.S. I decided to junk the junkyard turbo set-up idea because I would have just took it all off and did it again with a T3/T$ anyway, so I am going to save for more quality parts to get it right the first time. Fucking ricers. I'm embarassed to share an area code with them.:mad:

[RiceBurner00]

what kind of car do you drive? I fucking hate ricers too, everyone I see one I either race them and kill them or fly by if they arnt racing, I just refuse looking at them

[fodo]

hitting hazards when u do a drive by =s uber ghey

[stu]

I drive a 90 Integra RS with a messed up bumper. NO rice is on my car at all. Just dings.

[RiceBurner00]

my friend put strobe lights on his 94' 626, but its too bad its slow as shit that when he puts them on he will really look fucking stupid

[Jai SI]

Originally posted by stu
I drive a 90 Integra RS with a messed up bumper. NO rice is on my car at all. Just dings.

I got your back homie.

What color was it? Was it like a pewter/greenish color. God don't even get me started on pewter...tan/brown/champagne lol.

[stu]

Greenish color. What are you going to do? Screw his sister?

[exciv2000]

When I see a ricer anymore, I do this: "usuk: out the window. It pisses them off and is more effective the screaming "Ricer" at them, which about 1/16th would actually see or hear

[V8SpankR]

"usuk: works for me too.

[w00dr0w]

Ha, I love giving the thumbs down. My roomate Reu does that shit all the time too. When he rides with me he'll hang halfway out the window and give the thumbs down two feet from their face if they're next to us. Some of you may have met him at Tobi's party, he's HUGE. I just worry about the day he's not with me and I get my ass kicked by someone he gave the thumbs down to.

[Reu Froman]

Originally posted by w00dr0w
Ha, I love giving the thumbs down. My roomate Reu does that shit all the time too. When he rides with me he'll hang halfway out the window and give the thumbs down two feet from their face if they're next to us. Some of you may have met him at Tobi's party, he's HUGE. I just worry about the day he's not with me and I get my ass kicked by someone he gave the thumbs down to.

I think that being 6'5" and about 275 will make any stupid little ricer piss his pants faster then his car leaks oil.

[Reu Froman]

Oh by the way my Dad, who is bigger then me, does it too in his Ford F350 Turbo Deisel.

[exciv2000]

Originally posted by Reu Froman
I think that being 6'5" and about 275 will make any stupid little ricer piss his pants faster then his car leaks oil.

Yeah, you definitely look mean, but you're a cool person :) You just hate rice like me :D

[LeonZ]

Whoa, stu has 10.00 posts a day.

[Reu Froman]

Originally posted by exciv2000
Yeah, you definitely look mean, but you're a cool person :) You just hate rice like me :D

Thanks mang. I would have to agree.

[Reu Froman]

Originally posted by exciv2000
Yeah, you definitely look mean, but you're a cool person :) You just hate rice like me :D

Same back at you man. It was good to meet you.

[stu]

See, the car was clean, so I didn't know it was a ricer until he commited the unforgiveable act. I am also guilty of giving people the thumbs down, except I rev at them to get their attention. There is this one kid who has a car just like mine (only his is better shape) that has some shitty banner on the window and a Type R sticker on the back. I deliver pizzas to his street all the time (he's always parked the wrong way on the street too). So everytime I see his car, I stare at it and shake my head in case he's looking out the window. I revved on him and gave him a big thumbs down the other day when I saw him on the street.

[2002jettavr6]

Originally posted by LeonZ
Whoa, stu has 10.00 posts a day.


Yea Stu is a post whore

[stu]

Am not.

[2002jettavr6]

are too




lol



j/k

[Jai SI]

Originally posted by stu
Greenish color. What are you going to do? Screw his sister?

I meant got your back on the dings lol. But hey, if she's hot I'd do her.

[stu]

That's cool. They're not really even that bad either. If you are going to any meets anytime soon I would like an estimate. I think about calling you up everytime I see my car anyway.

[Bee18c]

Don't worry the short shifter we are installing monday should add about 15hp. Then the ricers will have a real problem.

[RiceBurner00]

I deliever pizza too Stu, so yes, I do see a lot of Ricers probably the same as you, I hate them, just burn them, and hey, people get there food faster and more money for me, heh..

[stu]

I worked for two and a half hours today and only went on TWO runs. It sucked so bad I stayed like two extra hours jsut to get $20 bucks for the night. But I did have to drive around some Civic with TWO huge round mufflers sticking out of the back. I accelerated a ways up a hill in front of him, then as I was getting off he flexed on me while I gave him a thumbs-downing that he wont soon forget.

[Jai SI]

Feel the wrath of stu's infamous thumbs down!

[RiceBurner00]

sometimes I like when its not that busy, i dont know how your shop is Stu, but if I dont have orders I get to play the arcade heh

[Talonstylz]

Heres the best way to piss em off, look all excited to see there car, giving them a big thumbs up the whole time, then get this serious look on your face, give em a big thumbs down and start laughin, makes em mad. Done that a few times to mustang guys who wont bite, then they seem to magically find the gas pedal :D

[Reu Froman]

Originally posted by Jai SI
Feel the wrath of stu's infamous thumbs down!

More famous then McDonald's

[ryanman]

Hey Stu, I got a T4 60-1 hi-fi sittin here.

[stu]

too big.

[IMKman00]

no thumbs down! Give an amazingly huge jackoff motion...it's tried and true...Sends the lowliest of ricers into a fit of rage, it's neet!

[ryanman]

Originally posted by stu
too big. Baaaahhhhhh. A turbo is never too big.

[Reu Froman]

Originally posted by IMKman00
no thumbs down! Give an amazingly huge jackoff motion...it's tried and true...Sends the lowliest of ricers into a fit of rage, it's neet!

That works also!

[HONDA GHANDI]

Originally posted by Reu Froman
Oh by the way my Dad, who is bigger then me, does it too in his Ford F350 Turbo Deisel.


Rice goes well with Diesel smoke. Hehe.. BTW stu, I got me an altima and a river240 the oter day in the truck so if you ever feel the need to get revenge come take aspin arond the block in the stroke. Its fun to give ricers lung cancer.

[stu]

Lung cancer for EVERYONE! I do want a ride in your truck though. I'll have to bring Mike of course, since he is a Ford guy.

[djet820]

So tell me, what exactly is "rice" to you guys? Cause lots of people have different ideas. Just a tad curious

[stu]

Why don't you do a search, or just some more posts and you will figure it out.

[CSMsi311]

Originally posted by djet820
So tell me, what exactly is "rice" to you guys? Cause lots of people have different ideas. Just a tad curious
silly n00bs.

[Talonstylz]

omg, another holy revived thread batman from this n00b!

[SnwNRcktRder]

Originally posted by IMKman00
no thumbs down! Give an amazingly huge jackoff motion...it's tried and true...Sends the lowliest of ricers into a fit of rage, it's neet!

Yeah, my buddy had a great idea...he bought a 17.5 inch rubber dildo. He decided that the middle finger just wasn't effective anymore, like when someone would cut him off or something similar. So instead, he just has this in his car at all times, and when something does happen, he shakes it around outside his window all violently!! This has SUCH a better effect/response than the middle finger!! I LOVE the reactions!!!!!! I have been contemplating using this idea on every day ricers, not just people who are sh*tty drivers. I'm sure he won't mind if I use his idea for the ricer purpose. I'll check with him though :D

[stu]

he bought a 17.5 inch rubber dildo.

I can only imagine what he had in mind at the point of purchase. Surely it wasn't shaking out the window. I've seen the dildo you are talking about though, it's pretty freaking funny how big it is.

P.S. Also, of all the things I always carry around with me in my car, I don't think I would ever imagine a 17 inch didlo being one of them.

[SnwNRcktRder]

Originally posted by stu
[b]P.S. Also, of all the things I always carry around with me in my car, I don't think I would ever imagine a 17 inch didlo being one of them.

Yeah, that's a good point...I I don't think that would be on my list of things either, heh, and I'm guessing it wasn't originally on my buddy's list either :p

oh well, I thought it was a pretty funny idea...I don't think I'd spend the money though